sarcastic couple

A man and his wife went into a restaurant , A waiter came up to the couple and asked would you like a table and the wife said NOOO we'll just sit on the floor, The waiter apologized for the confusion and showed them to a table for two. The waiter said what would you like to drink today the wife said sweet tea with lemon on the side , ok said the waiter and for you sir, ill take a Cocacola .The waiter said sorry we do not serve Cocacola is pepsi ok. the husband said is monopoly money ok ? and the waiter finally could not take the annoying sarcasm couple and longer and started cussing them out and just quit right then and there