The weird questions in the back of Fang (a maximimum ride book) answered by ME!
Title says all
Q: Do you have a Jamaican accent?
A: No, mon
Q: Do you molt?
A: I don’t think so
Q: Whats your star sign?
A: Don’t know, don’t care
Q: Hove you told Jeb I love him yet?
A: I don’t even know him
Q: Does not having a power make you angry?
A: My power is that I can eat a huge hamburger, fries, and drink a milkshake and still be hungry.
Q: Do you know how to do the soulja boy?
A: I don’t think so
Q: Does Iggy know how to do the soulja boy?
A: I wish I knew
Q: do you use hair products?
A: Shampoo?
Q: Do you use products on your feathers?
A: Im not a bird kid sadly :(
Q: whats your favorite movie?
A: Anything but twilight
Q: whats your fave song
A: But you didn’t have to cut me off! Lol
Q: fave smell?
A: lemon
Q: If I came to you up in the street and hugged you, would you kill me?
A: Don’t invade my personal bubble! I warned you!
Q: Do you secretly want to be hugged
A: not by you!
Q: Whats your fave food?
A: Depends on my mood.
Q: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
A: Cereal and a peach
Q: Did you even have breakfast this morning
A: See above
Q: did you die inside when Max chose Ari over Fang?
A: I don’t die inside.
Q; Do you like Max?
A I wish she went to school with me
Q: Do you like me?
A: I guess
Q: Does Iggy like me?
A: No HES MINE!
Q: Do you write depressing poetry?
A: NO!
Q: Is it about max?
A: Why in the world would it be about max if I wrote depressing poetry????
Q: Is it about Ari?
A; For Petes sake!
Q: is it about Jeb?
A: shakes head in disapproval
Q: What are you wearing?
A: A white shirt and pajama bottoms. Why?
Q: Do you wear boxers of briefs?
A: do I look like a guy?
Q: Do you find that comment personal?
A: No freaking comment
Q: Do you wear sunglasses?
A: Nope
Q: do you wear sunglasses at night?
A; No…
Q: Do you smoke apples like us?
A; Wha- actually I don’t wanna know…
Q: Do you prefer blondes or brunnettes?
A: does it look like I care?
Q: vampires or werewolves?
A: Not friggin Edward
Q: Would you tell us if you were gay?
A: nope!
Q: Do u secretly like it when people call you emo?
A: No comment
Q: Are you emo?
A: enough with the emo thing!
Q: Do you like eggs?
A: Sure
Q:do you like spongebob?
A: Yeppers!
Q: Can you cook?
A: Does pouring cereal in a bowl count?
Q: Do you like to cook?
A: yeah
Q: Are you a housewife?
A: Ew no. im only 12 and I plan to get a job when I grow up
Q: do you secretly have inner turmoil
A: When I have to do homework
Q: Do you like eating things?
A: No duh!
Q: Do you want to be unda da sea?
A; I don’t wanna drown
Q: Do you think its not too late its never too late?
A: Um no
Q: Where did you learn to play poker?
A: I didn’t
Q: DO you have a good poker face?
A: Sure
Q: Does iggy have a good poker face?
A: sure whatever
Q: Do you like poking people hard?
A: Im not sure what you mean by that
Q: Are you fangalicious?
A: IS that a good thing?
A: No, mon
Q: Do you molt?
A: I don’t think so
Q: Whats your star sign?
A: Don’t know, don’t care
Q: Hove you told Jeb I love him yet?
A: I don’t even know him
Q: Does not having a power make you angry?
A: My power is that I can eat a huge hamburger, fries, and drink a milkshake and still be hungry.
Q: Do you know how to do the soulja boy?
A: I don’t think so
Q: Does Iggy know how to do the soulja boy?
A: I wish I knew
Q: do you use hair products?
A: Shampoo?
Q: Do you use products on your feathers?
A: Im not a bird kid sadly :(
Q: whats your favorite movie?
A: Anything but twilight
Q: whats your fave song
A: But you didn’t have to cut me off! Lol
Q: fave smell?
A: lemon
Q: If I came to you up in the street and hugged you, would you kill me?
A: Don’t invade my personal bubble! I warned you!
Q: Do you secretly want to be hugged
A: not by you!
Q: Whats your fave food?
A: Depends on my mood.
Q: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
A: Cereal and a peach
Q: Did you even have breakfast this morning
A: See above
Q: did you die inside when Max chose Ari over Fang?
A: I don’t die inside.
Q; Do you like Max?
A I wish she went to school with me
Q: Do you like me?
A: I guess
Q: Does Iggy like me?
A: No HES MINE!
Q: Do you write depressing poetry?
A: NO!
Q: Is it about max?
A: Why in the world would it be about max if I wrote depressing poetry????
Q: Is it about Ari?
A; For Petes sake!
Q: is it about Jeb?
A: shakes head in disapproval
Q: What are you wearing?
A: A white shirt and pajama bottoms. Why?
Q: Do you wear boxers of briefs?
A: do I look like a guy?
Q: Do you find that comment personal?
A: No freaking comment
Q: Do you wear sunglasses?
A: Nope
Q: do you wear sunglasses at night?
A; No…
Q: Do you smoke apples like us?
A; Wha- actually I don’t wanna know…
Q: Do you prefer blondes or brunnettes?
A: does it look like I care?
Q: vampires or werewolves?
A: Not friggin Edward
Q: Would you tell us if you were gay?
A: nope!
Q: Do u secretly like it when people call you emo?
A: No comment
Q: Are you emo?
A: enough with the emo thing!
Q: Do you like eggs?
A: Sure
Q:do you like spongebob?
A: Yeppers!
Q: Can you cook?
A: Does pouring cereal in a bowl count?
Q: Do you like to cook?
A: yeah
Q: Are you a housewife?
A: Ew no. im only 12 and I plan to get a job when I grow up
Q: do you secretly have inner turmoil
A: When I have to do homework
Q: Do you like eating things?
A: No duh!
Q: Do you want to be unda da sea?
A; I don’t wanna drown
Q: Do you think its not too late its never too late?
A: Um no
Q: Where did you learn to play poker?
A: I didn’t
Q: DO you have a good poker face?
A: Sure
Q: Does iggy have a good poker face?
A: sure whatever
Q: Do you like poking people hard?
A: Im not sure what you mean by that
Q: Are you fangalicious?
A: IS that a good thing?
8 Comments
ok?
Its from Maximum ride. You wouldnt get it XD
YES! FINALLY! I LOVE MAXIMUM RIDE!!! Fangalicious
Haha! Why don't you repost it?
I love fangs answer to the fangalicious one! It was,"not as fangalicious as you want me to be."
IKR! It was hilarious! Boxers or briefs? No freaking comment
plus it was like midnight and my freind was sleeping over. she was asleep and i didnt want to wake her up. so i laughed silently and prbably looked like i was having a stroke or something.
Haha. Can't wait till nevermore!!!!!!!