Forever and Ever (For EstherRoxie's Contest!)

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Chapter 1

Funny

At Burger King

"Hello, welcome to Burger King! What can I get you?" The cashier said.

"I would like a double cheeseburger, hold the onions, pickles, and mustard, and medium fries." A woman ordered.

The cashier nodded and placed her order on the tray. The woman sat at a nearby table and started to her her salty french fries when all of a sudden, she had to use the bathroom! She got up from her table went to the bathroom.

"Psst! Hey Frenchie!" said the burger.

"Yes Burgy?" asked the fries.

"You sure are looking thin!" Burgy said. She does look thin! Not because she's a French fry but she looks really good!

"Why thank you! And you look delicious!" Frenchie was feeling so good that someone was flirting with her! She was getting tired of being eaten all disgustingly by hungry people.

"You wanna get out of here, Frenchie? And go have some real fun? With a real manly burger?" Burgy was excited. His cheese was melting of excitement!

Frenchie's center was getting all mushy from love. She was so happy! She dreamed of a burger asking her out when she was just a little baby potato. Of course she said yes!

"Oh Burgy! Yes! Let's go before the woman comes back! She ate one of my sisters! How horrid!" Frenchie exclaimed.

Burgy and Frenchie hopped off the table and ran out the door. As soon as they stepped foot outside, they were amazed. So many cars and clouds! They never seen anything like it! Off they went, down the sidewalk and into the parking lot.

In Burger King...
"Hey! Who took my burger and fries?! The woman shouted. "Was it you? Huh? Did you take them?! Oh don't give me that look! I saw you eyeing my burger! You hungry beast!"

Back to Burgy and Frenchie.....

BEEP! BEEP! Went the car horn as it swerves and turns, avoiding the burger and fries.

"Frenchie! Watch out! You don't want to be crushed by the ugly and dirty rolling things! I heard they were....deadly..." Burgy whispered.

"Oh thank you Burgy! You are such a doll!" She thanked him.

"Hey, Frenchie? Can I ask you something?" Burgy was serious.

Frenchie looked at him with solemn eyes. "What is it Burgy?"

Burgy sighed. "Frenchie, you are the most amazing french fry I have ever met. You are really beautiful, delicious, and salty. Would you do the honors and marry me?"

"Oh Burgy! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Frenchie's potato insides were beating. She never felt so loved.

They soon got married under a shady maple tree and lived happily ever after.

Frenchie was thankful to have Burgy be her side. All the other french fries would just tell her to die. "Die! Die! Die!" They would say. It hurt poor Frenchie's feelings. But now, she has Burgy. Forever and ever.



So that's it! Please rate and rate and rate and rate and rate and rate and rate and rate! Thanks! I hoped you enjoyed it!

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