Eunice The Corn

Ello, I am Eunice. Eunice the corn. Yes, I know what you're all thinking. My name sounds a lot like unicorn. Well that was done on purpose! You see, my parents always thought that unicorns were the most beautiful creatures in all the land, so, they wanted to name me after a beautiful creature. Resulting in my beautiful name! Now more about me. I am a very pretty ear of corn. Um, I'm a teenage corn, I'm 16. So ya...I have 2 parents, named Pop and Cream. (As in Pop the Corn and Cream the Corn...stupid, I know....) And I also have a smallish brother, named Cornelius. We call him Corny the Corn....He's a 12 year old and annoying as ever! Like last week, he tried to steal a piece of MY PIE! Not cool, bro! Anyways, my family is a very interesting one. We aren't your typical family of corns. We are, in fact, the richest, most famous corns. We're even richer than Oprah the Corn! So ha, and no, I will not share my money with you. I am a famous actress, I starred as Corniss in the Corner Games, I used to voice Lady Rainacorn in Cornventure Time, and I was also the main actress in the Disney Cornal show, Hancorna Moncorna. I also starred as CORE, the god of Cornder. So if you haven't heard of me, you need to do research. EUNICE OUT!