Hetalia Love Life......(warning...is scary...i die)
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Chapter 1
SPAIN IS SCARY D:
Your Name - Hungary
Age - 16
Favorite Colour: Green
Your first crush was: Romano how???
But since they were an a.hole, you went out with: China :3
By accident(?), this person takes your first kiss: Prussia O///////O
Was it really an accident? Yes. Y-YES YES IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS
This person sees and is jealous: Spain naww
Boyfriend is being an a.hole; you relieve stress by: Getting Drunk ahahaha
Your brother tries to have sex with you; who is he: Spain wait...WUT?
Did he succeed? Over 50% means he did: 54% OH MY GOD
However, you had lost your virginity to: Greece X/////X faints
You get a confession from: Estonia nawww
You reject them and this person silently cheers: Spain still cautious of spain...
Finally, you earn a proposal from: Switzerland nawww
You accept, but later cheat on them with: Hungary WTF HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!???!?!?!? WAHHHH!!~
Did your partner expect it? Over 50 means they did: 32% OF COURSE HE DIDNT THATS FREAGIN IMPOSSIBLE
They leave you, and you have sex with: Prussia O//////O
The condom breaks and you have this many children: 696 WHAT.THE.HELL.PRUSSIA.YOU.A.HOLE
You leave your family and marry this stripper: Japan sowwy Taiwan plz dont kill me! D:
However, this stripper is jealous and stalks you: Spain D:....
The stalker kills you by: Showing you a picture of Spain's naked body. OMFG
Who drops to their knees and shouts "NO"? Lithuania naww
Who raapes your corpse? Spain throws up a bit in mouth UUUUUHHHHHRRRRGGGGG EWWWWW
WELL! WASNT THIS A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE?!?!??!?! D: still is scared of Spain D: D: D:
Age - 16
Favorite Colour: Green
Your first crush was: Romano how???
But since they were an a.hole, you went out with: China :3
By accident(?), this person takes your first kiss: Prussia O///////O
Was it really an accident? Yes. Y-YES YES IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS
This person sees and is jealous: Spain naww
Boyfriend is being an a.hole; you relieve stress by: Getting Drunk ahahaha
Your brother tries to have sex with you; who is he: Spain wait...WUT?
Did he succeed? Over 50% means he did: 54% OH MY GOD
However, you had lost your virginity to: Greece X/////X faints
You get a confession from: Estonia nawww
You reject them and this person silently cheers: Spain still cautious of spain...
Finally, you earn a proposal from: Switzerland nawww
You accept, but later cheat on them with: Hungary WTF HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!???!?!?!? WAHHHH!!~
Did your partner expect it? Over 50 means they did: 32% OF COURSE HE DIDNT THATS FREAGIN IMPOSSIBLE
They leave you, and you have sex with: Prussia O//////O
The condom breaks and you have this many children: 696 WHAT.THE.HELL.PRUSSIA.YOU.A.HOLE
You leave your family and marry this stripper: Japan sowwy Taiwan plz dont kill me! D:
However, this stripper is jealous and stalks you: Spain D:....
The stalker kills you by: Showing you a picture of Spain's naked body. OMFG
Who drops to their knees and shouts "NO"? Lithuania naww
Who raapes your corpse? Spain throws up a bit in mouth UUUUUHHHHHRRRRGGGGG EWWWWW
WELL! WASNT THIS A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE?!?!??!?! D: still is scared of Spain D: D: D:



9 Comments
Oh...My...Good England's scones!!! DX
Poor you!
IKR?!?!?!? D:
Evil, scary, Mr. Spain!
D:
1. You cheated on Switzerland with yourself how's that possible?
2. Wow that's a lot of kids.
3. Creepy Spain o.o
1. IK IM STILL CONFUSED
2. ...too many...
3. HELP...ME...D;
Sorry, can't Spain was all creepy on me too o.o
D: waaaaaaaah~ creepy spain is too scary D;
ikr! D: