How to annoy me and my friends

Me:
1.Call me something that I have never even heard of and act like it's and insult
2. Make weird faces that don't even make sence
3. Tell me that you LOVE something that i can't stand and won't stop
4. Call me and ask me if I want to order a pizza
5. Tell me that I have a crush on one of my enimies

Clair:
1. Tell her that she should join the army
2. Ask her if she is a girl or a boy
3. Say that you say her in a girly-girl place trying on a dress
4. say that her favorite color is pink, no no pink with sparkles, no no! pink with sparkles and flowers and so on
5. Ask her out and run
Alicia:
1. Tell her that she likes Conner and they should go out
2. Tell her shes just a copycat
3. Say you are going to tell her mom that she is going to have a baby
4. Make her eat chicken and say it's pork
5. Say she will never have a good dad

Abby:
1. Tell her you found out that se got straight F's and her teacher messed up her report card
2. Copy her all day long
3. Tell her random people die sooner
4. Spit on her violin
5. Tell her that she is too mean

Elizabeth:
1. Tell her that she probably stayed back in a grade
2. Write with maker on one of her shirts when shes not looking
3. Steal one of her candies
4. Say that most of the things she belives in are made up
5. Tell her your more girly-girl than her

If you want me to do a chapter on a certain person let me know I will do 20 more ways of how to annoy them! That's it for now!