Twitter, anyone?

Chapter 1

by: Ripple_
I don't like Twitter.

It's annoying, and confusing, I don't like it at all.

But really, I have a Twitter, and it's enormous fun.





I'm not it my right state of mind right now. Um. Please...don't allow yourself to be confused by me...I swear, there's nothing to be confused about. My words are just empty and hollow.
Like my heart.
Haha, just kidding, my heart is full of blood and all kinds of yucky stuff...
Speaking of hearts, I'm thinking of giving blood when I turn sixteen-

Ugh. That's irrelevant. Forget it...the reason I made this was...

Um. I have Twitter. My name is @TheSexyElbow, so, if you have Twitter, you can follow me, or I can follow you, or I can have my people follow your people...

I'm not ever sure if that was an attempt at being funny. -.-

Anyway, if you didn't guess from my username, I post weird, perverse things on my twitter. It's not too bad though, I like to save the really messed-up stuff for when I'm hacking my friends. :) So, if you don't mind following someone who's going to have conversations like:

https://twitter.com/TheSexyElbow/status/237832192137519104

Then, uh, follow me, unless you hate me. ^.^

I curse, too, so if you're not cool with that...don't follow. :)

Ugh. I'm so bored. Bye guys, I'm gonna go take an Aspro, or whatever you call the headache stuff my Mum has...

Also, I don't go on Twitter that much. Admittedly, I've been going on more than usual lately. I'm hoping to catch Jay Brannan online, so I can ask him to follow me, or turn straight for me, either way is good. :)

Twitter's really slow on my computer, also, so I probably won't have conversations and stuff...I'll save that for Quibblo.

My thoughts are floating all around the room and I can't gather them...I'm gonna go for that Aspro now...

Thank for reading. :)

Love. :3

~Ripple

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(Edit)
Oh, and if you're wondering why I'm following so many people in comparison to the number of people that are following me, I decided to follow everyone I could find on Twitter that was named Sharon. That was about 500 people, so, yeah. xD

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