The women and the dog.

One day this one lady got bitten by a rabid
dog so she went to the hospital. The doctor
told her that it was a terrible and severe bite
so he suggested that she'd write a will. So
she did and just kept writing and writing
and writing.
After a long while, the doctor came back
while she was still writing.
He asked her, "Wow, that's a rather long
will!."
She responded, "No it's not a will, it's a list of
people I'm gonna bite."