IMPORTANT ADVICE SO YOU DON'T DIE!!!
* Ahem*
Attention: You must read this so you can avoid dying.
Lost your pen= no pen
No pen= no notes
No notes= no study
No study= fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= no money
No money= no food
No food= skinny
Skinny= ugly
Ugly= no love
No love= no marraige
No marraige= no children
No children= alone
Alone= depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death
LESSON: DO NOT LOSE YOUR PEN, OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!
Attention: You must read this so you can avoid dying.
Lost your pen= no pen
No pen= no notes
No notes= no study
No study= fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= no money
No money= no food
No food= skinny
Skinny= ugly
Ugly= no love
No love= no marraige
No marraige= no children
No children= alone
Alone= depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death
LESSON: DO NOT LOSE YOUR PEN, OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!
23 Comments
What so skinny people are ugly?
I think it means like anorexically skinny, cuz the person had no food to eat...
Crap!!! What if i just buy more pens?
you'll be good.... but if all of them run out of ink, you will be very screwed...and then you will die....it was nice knowing ya...
Oh, ok :(
....Even if they were anorexic, some people are still pretty...
I guess so....but you must listen to the lesson...please don't ever lose your pen cuz i dont want you to die!
uhhh i lost my pen today....FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! goodbye life.....
NOOO!!!! my pen ran out of ink well i guess this is the end!!!
xD
..But what if I lost my pen and used a pencil?
What if lost your pen = use pencil?
Haha jk but that was funny!
BEST. ADVICE. EVER.
You know it!
HAHA! XD
Well this was pretty much exaggerated...if I ever lose my pen, I'll just copy my friend's notes thank yuo very much.
You're welcome! Anytime, anytime... :)