Quiz: How Kiwi Are You?

1

She'll be right means
- She's just a bit uptight
- No worries
2

Australia is
- A Wasteland off the West Coast of New Zealand
- A Wasteland off the East Coast of New Zealand
3

How many stars are on the NZ Flag
- 4
- 5
- 6
4

What colour are the stars on the New Zealand Flag
- Red
- White
- Blue
5

Complete this saying: Home and
- Tired
- A Wayne
- Hosed
6

What are mountain oysters
- Lambs Brains
- Lambs Testicles
- Lambs Droppings
7

What follows a sheep's arse
- The farmer
- Dags
- The gumboots
8

What is a piece of piss?
- Frozen urine
- Something easy
- Beating Australia
9

What is a piker
- A tool to get dirt out of a horse's hoof
- A tool used in the settler days to find kauri gum
- Someone who gives up too easily
10

What is a tiki tour?
- A guided trip around Southland
- A tour of the jade factory in Westport
- The long way round
11

Where is Waikikamukau
- 15km west of Eketahuna
- In Hawkes Bay
- In your imagination
12

What does it mean when you make a better door than a window
- You failed your carpentry lessons at school
- You failed glazing lessons in your apprenticeship
- Get out of the bloody way
- You have a wooden look
13

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:
- Gender
- Birth Year

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