Quiz: The Stupid Test

1

There is a million dollars behind a locked stainless steel door...What do you do?
- walk away and cry a little bit later
- attempt to pick the lock w/ a bobby pin
- wack the door w/ a inflatable rubber balpine
- punch the wall
2

Who is the best choice for president?
- George Bush
- Abraham Lincoln
- King Kong
- Dr. Dre
3

you invite your best friend to your party but she wont go what do you do?
- call the party off
- let the party continue
- both the 1st and 2nd answer
- gag, bag , and drag her to your party
4

You order a wooden chair from a furnishing company but it arrives w/ three legs what do you do?
- complain to the company, and perhaps file a law suit
- buy a warhammer and repeatedly smash the chair
- write a dramatic poem about it
- go on a killing spree
5

your dog wont obey you, what do you do?
- Sue the Iams dog food company
- beat your dog down
- Hire a dog whisper
- nothing...
6

you came to the zoo to see the monkeys, but they wont do anything, what do you do?
- imitate them
- shoot the w/ an AK-47
- throw a peanut @ them
- sue them...
7

You join a football team but youre not getting any better at it what do you do?
- quit
- practice more
- go emo
- assassinate the coach because hes fat
8

what did you think of this test
- Awesome!!!
- whoever did this is definitely NOT gay...
- kinda sorta sucky
- it was worth my time...
9

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:
- Gender
- Birth Year

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The Stupid Test