What Monster are You?

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just a lil fun quiz for sh*ts and giggles. Find out what pop-culture or cult-classic monster you are, as deemed by me.
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1

What music would you best define with?
- A lil bit of everything
- new-age or classical music
- Rap
- cult-classic musical soundtracks
- Rock
- Pop
- the Beatles
- the 80s punk and hair band revolution
2

you walk into the foodcourt at the mall, where do you go?
- The Chinese place -- they got good food for cheap, and they usually dont speak good english so you don't have to acknowledge their over enthusiasm of their food
- Great Wraps, theres nothing like a gyro and curly fries
- you stand around for several minutes trying to decide, then finally give up and follow wherever your friend/family/significant other heads towards
- You'll slink over to one of the specialty places that people are usually to cheap to pay for, or too scared to try, but you swear by it.
- I'll rather save my money for something that'll last longer than a bowel movement
- Moe's Southwest Grill, and you'll walk in and out over and over and over again just to hear them scream "WELCOME TO MOES!!" until they want to shoot themselves
- Chik-Fil-A, it's healthy, hot n sexy and tastes oh so damn good. Plus I gotta get me that new Cow Calendar
- Micky Dee's or Burger King of course! BURGERS! artery-clogging greasy goodness!
3

If you were a dog, what would you be:
- the overly excited, happy to see everyone spastic dog that doesnt know when to stop, and spontaneously pee's on the floor
- that gnarled up rabbid stray at the end of the alley that freaks everytime anything gets near his squeeky toy
- the rabid, jackyl like dingo...thing....that you gotta always chase outta the garbage, run off from playing in the sewer and eating the dead rancid rat on the sidewalk
- the sleek, provoking, intimidating pure bred doberman, trained for watch-dog purposes
- the pretty darn cute, but oooohhh soo damn stupid you cant help but love 'em mutt
- the lil schit zhu that just cant stop humping the furniture and all the guests and company
- the ankle-biting chiuahuah that yaps at everything just to piss people off
- the olde blood hound that just slumps around you're masters feet, attempts to hack out a bark at the squirrel, but then gives up
4

ok, christmas shopping time.....you:
- some complicated homemade masterpiece.....that kinda fell apart.....
- some new underwear
- some surrealistic art pieces and candelabras....
- gift cards.........short, sweet, to the point fast and simple
- Gag gifts!
- you werent sure, so you just got everyone the same thign -- candy, eggnog and a card
- forget every year, and just go pick up random tings at the gas station or whats in your car on your way over to the fam's house...like beef jerky, some pine air fresheners....a half pack of newports....and some scratch-off lottery tickets if your feelin lucky
- go into great great detail to get every single person something fantastic......thogh they usually dont understand what it is, but hey, its the thought that counts!
5

you get draged to a halloween party. What's you costume?
- a combinations of some of your fave costumes you couldn't decide between....and you'll just make up a brilliantly cop-out excuse for it later like "oh, i'm dressed as the halloween special clip-show montage"
- something kinda sloppy, last minute, that you dont rally know what is but try to play off really well
- Something completely random, thrown together at the last minute, and you make up a nam for it when you get there
- something disturbing and sure to scare the pants offa someone
- Alex from Clock Work Orange, complete with mask and cane
- something plain, dull, overdone but easy to do......like a witch, you dont really care
- something bright, colourful and obnoxious -- like the power puff girls....its halloween, it's suppose to be obnoxious
- something flamboyant and over the top and a lotta fun
6

You go to the fridge to grab a drink....what do you come back with?
- you first come back with a coke, then you think you dont need the sugar, so you go back and get a diet coke, and then think juice would be much more healthy, then decide it has more sugar than the original coke, so you just go take a shower........
- V8 tomato juice
- A specialty Iced coffee
- some sort of mixed-drink or alcoholic bev........hey, it's 5 o'klok somewhere :P
- an energy drink.....even though you probably dont need it
- A pineapple soda
- A diet soda
- some ice tea
7

You're at the train station waiting for your train that's running late, as usualy, what are you thinking?
- "who's touching me...is someone touching me? No, they just brushed past me...No, I coulda sworn they touched me........they better not have f**ckin touched me...."
- You pace back and forth, accidentally bumping into people and blurtng out spastic apologies
- "If I licked the rail, do you think it'd hurt?"
- "did i swallow my gum?"
- You're synically humming the jeopardy theme song
- you're singing obnoxious commercial jingles for the fun of it with your hackey sack.
- Your staring off into space, ignoring the people around you listening to your acid jazz and new-wave macabre industrial music (or for those who don't listen to college stations -- your "angry" music)
- "oooh, she's hot.....but not hotter than me...is she? maybe i need to fix that, i need some new shoes....maybe i should date her, no she cant be hotter than me. She sucks. I rule. Ha."
8

Your eavesdropping on your neighbors - what's going on and what are you thinking?
- you proceed to shout out random things at them as if your having a pleasant converstion from outside, and go inside to knock on the wall, and then not-respond to just completely confuse them and throw them off.
- I swear, if they get drunk and start screaming one more time I'm going to show them something to REALLY fight about.....
- You calmly smoke your cig on the deck, while the upstairs neighbors break things and throw things at each other, completely missing and instead hitting you. You quietly boil and stew in your mind until finally after three weeks you explode in a strain of profanities noones heard of before, hacking back all their broken crap at them and end up getting them evicted.
- ooo, i hear a bed room a-rockin.....that's sexy.
- You're screaming at them to shut their kid up while repeatedly throwing rocks, old beer cans and anything else you can grab at their windows and at their porch/deck
- I wonder if they would get pissed off if i installed a spy cam....
- I can hear them......does that mean they can hear me too? gasps oh no! What have they heard?!
- You listen intently for several minutes, staying quiet, then realize their staring at you crouched outside their window....you embarrasingly apologize and ask them not to call the cops while you scurry back home.
9

It's a FREEZING winter morning.......what do you do?
- Try to stay snuggled in bed, but get bored, so you get up, but it's too cold, so you go back, get your blanket swaddled around you and waddle your way to the thermostat to crank up the heat, and then make youself a hot bowl of soup, then think no your not hungry, so you just make a fresh pott of coffee
- lounge under you comfy blankets, not even wanting to move -- you previously but a bucket at the end of the bed last night to prepare so you wouldnt have to get up and freeze to pee
- you take a looooooong, hot steamy shower to warm you up realy good
- hop outta bed, boucning around trying to stay warm as you frantically gather you robes, grab some coffee that warms you up, then attempt to get dresses, panicing throughout the cold house half dressed trying to find the rest of your clothes because the pilot light to the furnace went out last night, then tackle the car as you try to sqeeze yourself in and turn the heat up full blast
- snuggle up in bed and ignore the alarm, like hell your gonna get your but outta your comfy blankets and freeze to death
- blah, winter sucks, the snow is too cold, and you cant do anything outside without it being painful so you just close up the windows, burry yourself in a blanket and hover over the heating vent
- snow angels!!!! ....though, mine never seem to come out right......
- you run outside a couple times in just you PJs, then jump back in the house and hover over the heating vent, then go back and do it again -- it's so exhilerating!
10

You go to Blockbuster and they are running low on movies cause of a budget cut ((damn that netflix)) so they only allow you to take ONE, which one is it?
- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
- Yellow Submarine
- Rocky Horror Picture Show
- the Cell
- the Lord of the Rings
- Alice in Wonderland
- Wizard of Oz
- Ghost Busters
11

You flip on your TV, what channel is it on?
- History Channel
- Cartoon Network
- Bravo!
- MTV
- Court TV
- Disney Channel
- TV Guide
- The Weather Channel
12

What does your shower look like:
- a ton of random things, that changs regularly....just because it looks like something now, it could be different tomorrow. It may be messy one day, neat and tidy the next.
- cluttered up with a ton of ranom things and half empty shampoo bottles, it looks a mess, but you know where evrything is
- a ton of crap everywhere, like floaty-toys, bubble baths, soaps, oils, the insert-shower safe radio and CD player
- some moldy rags, a hair-clogged drain and some mildewy grout.....
- clean, neat, tidied up, with just you shampoo, soap and conditioner sitting neatly in the corner, and nothing else
- some what neat, but a lot of strange things that shouldnt really be in the shower.....like a rolls of tape, a ton of assorted scissors, knives, razers, and hunter's detergent.....
- lots of bath salts, lotions, oils and candles everywhere
- like a train wreck -- shampoo, soaps, rags and poof-sponges everywhere, always looks a mess like a dog jsut attacked it, but hey, it's for utility, not looks...right?
13

Your picking your toenails after you get outta the shower.....you:
- ....i'm suppose to clean my toes?
- get out any toejam....but ignore those snaggel toe claws
- think how the hell did my toenails get so nasty!
- do a few quick trims with the clippers, then go to sleep.
- trim, buff, oil, prep, paint and dry
- clip them in open public, not realizing your flicking the trimming into your significant other's eye
- trim them down to a point, and slather on some amber or onyx polish
- obsessively wash, trim, file and clean with Q-tips
14

If you were at an art museum (ok, pretend) what piece would catch you're eye?
- Anything by Luis Royo (realistic fantasy, sci-fi and erotic art)
- Picasso (ok really...everyone should know Picasso, but for the idiots out there, highly ABSTRACT expressionism)
- anything by Chris Mars (dada art - morbid, macabre & horror surrealism)
- anything by Dali (bold, expressive and elegant surrealism)
- Anything by Amy Brown (fantasy illustrations and portraitry) IE - all the faery crap at Hot Topic
- the biblical pieces of horror, wars of heaven and hell and the crucifictions
- anything by HR Giger (dark, necromantic and erotic surrealism) ie, the dude that did 'aliens', Jonathen Davis's mic-stand and plenty of Tool album covers
- Anything by Brian Froud (fantasy art and whimsical characatures) IE- the dude that did the Dark Crystal and other Jim Henson work, and the 'Faeries' books and tarot)
15

How do you order your burger?
- overly complicated, highly specific "just so" ....hey, they say have it your way for a reason.
- whatever, you dont really care, you just pick a number off the menu
- i order a second burger on my burger
- extra mayo, extra mustard, extra ketchup,extra "special sauce" that's really 1,000 Island dressing....and hold the garden
- specific, but simple -- IE, medium well, hold the lettuce
- meat-rare and kickin, smothered covered and double everything
- naked (IE, no veggies or sauces, just meat & cheese)
- you think you want something cheesy, so you say hold the garden and extra cheesy, but you know that wont fill you up so your order a double, but then you feel guilty because it's so bad for you, so you just settle for a fish fillet....but extra fries.

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What Monster are You?

What music would you best define with?

you walk into the foodcourt at the mall, where do you go?

If you were a dog, what would you be:

ok, christmas shopping time.....you:

you get draged to a halloween party. What's you costume?

You go to the fridge to grab a drink....what do you come back with?

You're at the train station waiting for your train that's running late, as usualy, what are you thinking?

Your eavesdropping on your neighbors - what's going on and what are you thinking?

It's a FREEZING winter morning.......what do you do?

You go to Blockbuster and they are running low on movies cause of a budget cut ((damn that netflix)) so they only allow you to take ONE, which one is it?

You flip on your TV, what channel is it on?

What does your shower look like:

Your picking your toenails after you get outta the shower.....you:

If you were at an art museum (ok, pretend) what piece would catch you're eye?

How do you order your burger?

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