Personality Quiz: How do you go about your daily life, exactly?

1

A stranger comes towards you, looking obviously confused. He speaks at you in a language you don't understand, though you can make out that he's asking for directions.
- Knee the stranger in the daddy region, and then scream blue murder
- Ask the stranger politely if he could rub some ointment on your ass
- Squeal like a piggy, and then slap the stranger multiple times like you're sort of gay
- Fart in short, controlled bursts
2

There's an earthquake in your school. As you wisely squat under the table in order to gain security from its godly earthquake protecting powers, you find that someone's already taken your spot.
- Lick the floor profusely in an effort to make the person go away
- Irritatedly take off your pants and show him the oozing rash in your behind
- Make provocative noises
- Show the person the fruits of your labor by secreting wet poop
3

You're walking through a wide street, when you suddenly witness a car accident... there is a payphone beside you, what do you do?
- Rip the reciever out of the machine and make sure that the victims have died... by savagely phonehumping them to death
- Scream "ULIOLOOOUUU!" all the while being innocently butthurt
- Cream your pants in order to have some sort of involvement
- Ask the victims for toilet paper, and casually return the brown, used folds to them
4

You purchase your favorite anti-acne cream (Yum!) from the local general store when you realize... you don't have enough cash!
- Lose your cool and dish out loads of lukewarm all over the place, like Yoda
- Cautiously wipe the cream all over your chaffing buttcheeks without being caught so that you can use the ass-laden liquid later when you get home
- Cry in the middle of the store whilst stroking and squeezing your unpurchasable item (boohoo)
- "Ah who cares! I have to take a massive dump!"
5

A person the same gender as you confesses his/her love. What do you do?
- Rip the person's nose hairs out
- Run away like a penetrated soul (i.e., waddle like a penguin)
- "OH MY LOVE!"
- Tell the person that you understand how he/she feels, but you really need to take a dump right now
6

You're casually treading around the park when you suddenly see a man raping his dog, who actually seems a little bored...
- "Hey! Leave some for me!"
- Notice how clean the man's ass is compared to your itchy, painful mass of gluttony
- "That bitch! I moan much sexier!"
- Somehow, the horrible sight reminds you of something you ate, and you find yourself hiding in the bushes once again...
7

Last one... you are taking your quarterly exams when the ink on your pen thins out...
- Stab the person next to you. Red ink! Saucy!
- You can finally scratch your itching ass with your pen without fear of vandalizing yourself! Heaven!
- Slit your wrist
- "Pah, who needs ink when I've got a turtle neck poking out, ripe for the writing!"

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How do you go about your daily life, exactly?

A stranger comes towards you, looking obviously confused. He speaks at you in a language you don't understand, though you can make out that he's asking for directions.

There's an earthquake in your school. As you wisely squat under the table in order to gain security from its godly earthquake protecting powers, you find that someone's already taken your spot.

You're walking through a wide street, when you suddenly witness a car accident... there is a payphone beside you, what do you do?

You purchase your favorite anti-acne cream (Yum!) from the local general store when you realize... you don't have enough cash!

A person the same gender as you confesses his/her love. What do you do?

You're casually treading around the park when you suddenly see a man raping his dog, who actually seems a little bored...

Last one... you are taking your quarterly exams when the ink on your pen thins out...

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