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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them

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A brunette was jumping up and down on a set of railroad tracks saying, "21,21,21." A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started jumping up and down on the tracks and repeated what the brunette was saying. The brunette heard a train whistle and jumped off of the tracks. The blonde kept jumping and saying, "21,21,21." The train ran over the blonde. When the train ended, the brunette jumped back on the tracks and started saying, "22,22,22."

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..... He begins to cut her hair again Accidently he cuts her headphone .And she falls to the floor and dies.The man then picks up the headphone that still works and listens to what she was listening to."Breathe In, Breathe Out..."

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A Blonde walks into a a hairdresses and asks for a hair cut the man says yes. The blonde sits down. She seems to be listening to her mp3."Can you take your headphones out please." Asks the man.The Blonde replys with the answer No because she cant."Ok", Replied the man. He begins to cut her hair and nearly cuts her headphone. So the man asks again.
"please can you take your headphones out !""No, I Cant ". replies the blonde in a normal fashion.