Oh, how about "Lady Fancy"?
Would your cloths sparkle, too?
Something fancy, hm. Something in french. And it has to very fancy, would you still live at your house, or would you leave and live in a fancy castle?
Cool, how are those? Like, are they good?
Fancy zebra! Drinks out of crystal cups and eats with silver spoons! Super fancy! Would you keep your ( original ) name, or would you change it to something super fancy?
Oh, okay, what kind of artists do you listen to?
You bet, the President wouldn't be able to say "No." 'cause of you being fancy, they would be to dazzled to turn you down.
Cool, is Pandora a good band, what genre are they under?
I know, right? Or you could possibly get a certificate from the President that allows you to be in there, I mean, you would be the world's most fanciest zebra.
Alright, um, say. When you're happy, what do you listen to?
Just wear a mustache, they will be dazzled by your fancy attire that they'll never suspect you to be a fancy zebra.
Damn yes, very fancy; super fancy! (◕ヮ◕) Would you still want to eat from a plate/bowl? Or no?
I also think that you couldn't be allowed in the movies, or any place else. It's difficult being a fancy zebra. (╥﹏╥)
You know, you could be the smartest zebra in the world. You couldn't talk, but you could nod "yes" and shake "no", with your head; you could still listen to music and pretty much live your life the same, except I don't think they would allow you to go to school, 'cause, you know. You would be a zebra. :D
I zebra with a top hat and suit. T^T
And that's why they will win! They're to flawless. ;-;
Yeah, and then-wait. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone, well, you would but they wouldn't understand! (╥﹏╥) Crap, what would you do?
True, I would go with a top hat, gotta stay classy. (◕ヮ◕)
Yeah, of course, it's a a zebra for the sake of joshing! Gotta win. ;-;
What if you woke up one day to find out you were a zebra, what would you do?
True, true; what about a hat?