WHO SAID U WHERE RETARDE?! IMMA GO ALL CHUCK NORRIS ON THEIR ASS!
When chuck Norris sneezes, a tornado is born
chuck norris abducts aliens
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
I look these up regularly. hahaha
CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!!
THEY SAY THE DINOSAURS DIED BC OF A METEOR..THEY WERE WRONG IT WAS BC OF THE CHUCK NORRISSAURUS
CHUCK NORRIS ONLY HAS TO PUT HIS HAND UP AND WHISPER 'BANG' AND THE FIGHTER PLANE FALLS.
WHEN YOU SAY NO ONES PERFECT CHUCK NORRIS TAKES THAT AS AN INSULT
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY
CHUCK NORRIS IS LIKE A DOG. NOT ONLY CAN HE SMELL FEAR BUT HE CAN PISS ON WHATEVER HE WANTS
haha fried chicken!
i meant friend by the way :P
my fried signed my yearbook last year and out,
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because
he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him. HAH!"
CHUCK NORRIS IS AMAZINGG!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HIM
Chuck norris has no chin under his beard. Instead, he has a third fist.
Chuck norris does not visit the same website twice, he refreshes pages by blinking, and memorizes everything 'till the detail.
Chuck norris is a hero. :)
Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
now im sad cuz i wanted to be the first person on mars. :(
There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.