pahahah, ah yes, fr. d!ck. he's my all time favorite priest ever.
you forgot to mention this though:
-his license plate is RAPOR
-he walks around with a camera taking pictures of kids
-he walks around with yearbooks so he can know everyone by name
-HE'S COMING TO D.C. WITH US IN MARCH.
i swear, someone's gonna get pregnant.
hahahah, but we love him. sike.