Ur mom so old, Jesus was her best friend!
LOLZ! Your Momma so fat that when your Dad was having a fight with her you said Dad you cant be mean to Whales there Endangerd
Yo momma so stupid she ran into a parked car
Yo momma so fat when she farts the government accuses her of global warming
LoL I like the 2nd one!
Yo mamma so Fat the mirror doesn't fit her!! haahahahaahahahahaahahahahaha! LoLZ!