It's a very nice question! :)
I declare shenanigans.
I reckon Durmstrang would be awesome, as they focus on the dark arts and all. The cold would be a bit annoying, but, they do have fur as part of their uniform, so, all in all, a win win. :P
Also, even if I disregarded all that, I don't like French, it's a terribly complicated language, and the people sound like they're pissed off all the time. X)
I'm french and I can tell you that people aren't always pissed off also french people aren't that rudeâ€¦ You should go to Polandâ€¦ they're so rude! lol
Obviously, I was generalizing based on real life and movies, there are exceptions to everything. I don't know much about Polish people.
When I went to France they were awful. That's just my experience.
Well, the Pottermore test can't decide between Gryffindor and Slytherin for me, which is odd, but I've gotten Slytherin more times... I suppose I'm a Slytherdor. XD
You're Harry Potter.
Try not to die.
I'd go to the one in Japan, Mahoutokoro School of Magic, but between these two, probably... Durmstrang, as it was set in the North and I like rather cold weather, and the books implied that it was cold and snowy there. Also, being a Slytherin, I think I'd fit in better at Durmstrang.
However Beauxbatons is awesome. I don't think it's my style though.
You're Slytherin too? Did not know that.
Yeah I agree with your reasons and they're good.
Though I despise cold.
I chose Durmstrang because the way they portray, in the movies, Beauxbaton is terrible. They seem week and seem to just be pretty face. It was close though. I speak French pretty well and they don't have an affinity for Dark Arts like Durmstrang. Being a Slytherins I think I would fair better in Durmstrang.
Fleur was pretty cool though. You got to admit that. And Madame Maxine is amazing.
Durmstrang, since I'd fit in there better than in Beauxbatons.
Yes, I know there are more schools than these, however I picked the ones we knew the most about. If I couldn't go to Hogwarts (which I didn't include because everybody would pick it) I would go to Durmstang because 1) the French pluck on my nerves 2) it seems like an interesting school and I just feel like I might enjoy it. I didn't do private tutor because I would want to enjoy magic school with other people.
Please share you're thoughts on this!