Your face is so greasy when I slapped you it sounded like I was splashing in a pool. -Also me haha
This b***** has two faces and IDK which two hit first. -ME
Lately your low self-esteem is just good common sense -Cloris leachman
(Just gotta add this)
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Sorry were you saying something? Im too busy ignoring you I didn't notice!
I- words can't describe how much I hate you
If idiots could fly, you'd be an airport!
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
sorry one more,
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat but, you're a totale bi**h."
Person one: You're fat.
Me: Yeah that's a greate story, can I eat it?
(I use this one dayly, I'm a growing kid, don't denie meh food!)
Person 1: You're so emo, is that why ur quiet
P2: Don't judge me cause I'm quiet, no body plans a murder out loud!
~ Person1: You messed up.
Me: You think I'm messed up, u should meet the rest of my family!
~(here's a good one): I would slap u, but, I don't want to get s!lut on my hand.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Have you been shopping yet.there selling lives at the mall-you should get one.
hehe, this is for s!uts, you're like a railroad track, laid all across the country ;) made me chuckle