Can you yodel?
-- Who's there?
Little old lady.
-- Little old lady who?
I thought you said you couldn't yodel!
What's the chemical formula for holy water? H2Oly
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine!
WHY DID THE T REX GO TO BED?
KUZ IT WAS TIRED FROM DOING ITS DORM ASSIGHNMENTS
(if you dont get it it see me)
shelby comin round the mountain when she comes..................
What kind of cheese is not yours?
Worst joke I heard so far in my life.
i've heard many bad jokes but recently some told me this joke;
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it. lol x