Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is Equator
That's all I remember now. DX
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That_fangirl:03-23-2012 at 9:53 PM
Yo mama so short when her kids put on her pants their waring shorts and when she puts on theirs she's wairing a tent!XD
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BoredAndBORED:03-16-2012 at 12:55 PM
Yo momma's so big that when she went outside with a yellow dress, people thought the earth had crashed into the sun.
Some of these are good, I'll have to use them. heh heh
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StruckByYou:03-14-2012 at 1:00 AM
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read one at a time please and/or to be continued
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StruckByYou:03-14-2012 at 12:56 AM
Yo momma is so ugly her husband had to bring her 2 work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so stupid when she walked out of a school she seen a school bus and said yo theres my twinkie.
Yo momma is so stupid when the news said its going to be chilly out, she ran outdoors with a bowl and spoon
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
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StruckByYou:03-14-2012 at 12:24 AM
Yo momma is so old when she went to school there was no history class
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Prawn9:03-13-2012 at 6:04 PM
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why Sonic runs fast
Yo mama so ugly, neither Edward or Jacob wants her on their team
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RobotDevil:03-13-2012 at 3:25 PM
I got some
yo momma so fat, Jubba the hutt said, Dang!
yo momma so ulgy, she scares megatron half to death
yo momma so fat, Bulkhead said lay off the french fries
yo momma so mean, she says she puts the me in mean
yo momma so dirty, Mcdonolds say get out (If you don't get that one it means that they think shes a hobo and some mcdonolds hate when hobos are in their store)
yo momma so disformed, A one of the mutants thought she was one of them (The Mutants are from thundercats)
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IdLieAndSayiDontLoveU:03-13-2012 at 3:22 PM
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order
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StruckByYou:03-13-2012 at 1:48 PM
Yo momma is so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green. I know its a wierd joke.
Yo momma is so black she got marked absent at night school.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down
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Ninten: 08-14-2012 at 4:58 PMYo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is Equator
That's all I remember now. DX
That_fangirl: 03-23-2012 at 9:53 PMYo mama so short when her kids put on her pants their waring shorts and when she puts on theirs she's wairing a tent!XD
BoredAndBORED: 03-16-2012 at 12:55 PMYo momma's so big that when she went outside with a yellow dress, people thought the earth had crashed into the sun.
Some of these are good, I'll have to use them. heh heh
StruckByYou: 03-14-2012 at 1:00 AMYo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read one at a time please and/or to be continued
StruckByYou: 03-14-2012 at 12:56 AMYo momma is so ugly her husband had to bring her 2 work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so stupid when she walked out of a school she seen a school bus and said yo theres my twinkie.
Yo momma is so stupid when the news said its going to be chilly out, she ran outdoors with a bowl and spoon
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
StruckByYou: 03-14-2012 at 12:24 AMYo momma is so old when she went to school there was no history class
Prawn9: 03-13-2012 at 6:04 PMYo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why Sonic runs fast
Yo mama so ugly, neither Edward or Jacob wants her on their team
RobotDevil: 03-13-2012 at 3:25 PMI got some
yo momma so fat, Jubba the hutt said, Dang!
yo momma so ulgy, she scares megatron half to death
yo momma so fat, Bulkhead said lay off the french fries
yo momma so mean, she says she puts the me in mean
yo momma so dirty, Mcdonolds say get out (If you don't get that one it means that they think shes a hobo and some mcdonolds hate when hobos are in their store)
yo momma so disformed, A one of the mutants thought she was one of them (The Mutants are from thundercats)
IdLieAndSayiDontLoveU: 03-13-2012 at 3:22 PMYo mama is so fat when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order
StruckByYou: 03-13-2012 at 1:48 PMYo momma is so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green. I know its a wierd joke.
Yo momma is so black she got marked absent at night school.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down