Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is Equator
That's all I remember now. DX
Yo mama so short when her kids put on her pants their waring shorts and when she puts on theirs she's wairing a tent!XD
Yo momma's so big that when she went outside with a yellow dress, people thought the earth had crashed into the sun.
Some of these are good, I'll have to use them. heh heh
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read one at a time please and/or to be continued
Yo momma is so ugly her husband had to bring her 2 work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so stupid when she walked out of a school she seen a school bus and said yo theres my twinkie.
Yo momma is so stupid when the news said its going to be chilly out, she ran outdoors with a bowl and spoon
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo momma is so old when she went to school there was no history class
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why Sonic runs fast
Yo mama so ugly, neither Edward or Jacob wants her on their team
I got some
yo momma so fat, Jubba the hutt said, Dang!
yo momma so ulgy, she scares megatron half to death
yo momma so fat, Bulkhead said lay off the french fries
yo momma so mean, she says she puts the me in mean
yo momma so dirty, Mcdonolds say get out (If you don't get that one it means that they think shes a hobo and some mcdonolds hate when hobos are in their store)
yo momma so disformed, A one of the mutants thought she was one of them (The Mutants are from thundercats)
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo momma is so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green. I know its a wierd joke.
Yo momma is so black she got marked absent at night school.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down