so many that I can't recall any right now
All people CAN catch, some people just don't want to.
Why do people in horror movies yell out, "Hello?"
As if the killer is gonna reply, "Hey, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story books.
Paper beats Rock?! Oh yeah, obviously I'm gonna throw a rock at you and you block it with a piece of paper!
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
P: Where do all of you live?
Me: Next to our neighbors.
P: Where do your neighbors live?
Me: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
Me: Next to our house.
Waitress: Have I kept you long?
Me: No, but did you know there are 3, 956 squares on the ceiling?
Me: Dude, that party was wicked!
Friend: You were drunk out of your mind.
Me: I was not drunk!
Friend: Dude, you were cutting pineapples yelling, "Spongebob, I know your in there!"
Me: Holy chiz, I was drunk....
That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and their parent(s) are yelling at them, and you're all like, "Look at that wall. That's a nice wall."
We are all mature until we see bubble wrap.
Lose your pen = no pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = Skinny
Skinny = Ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No kids
No Kids = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
Lesson: Don't lose your pen. You will die.
Some people deserve to be high-fived...in the face...with a chair....
top waiting for prince charming. get up and find him. the poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
if someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. seriously. punch them in the face and go get some icecream.
friends buy you food, Best friends steal your lunch
a friend will bail you out of prison a best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun, we should do that again!"
I'm a female.
FE = Iron
male = man
So I'm Ironman.
I love: Life is a highway. Get out of the parking lot.
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