I usually say "Thanks I know your a huge a** too it's nice that I've finally admitted it too."
Or my personal fav is to hug them then say "I'm so glad that you think I care what u think." Then I walk away leaving them confused
If I feel like arguing on the internet, I often say: "Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?" But in real life and when I don't feel like arguing on the internet I just say something along the lines of: "Thanks! I try!"
I always come up with my comebacks on the fly (right there, right then) so I don't really have a personal favorite that I use. But my favorite one I used, this week, was
" I've met some ugly pricks in my life, but your a f(u)cking cactus. "
"Thanks, I try :)"
Stare blankly and nonchalantly at the person for a bit - to unnerve and confuse them. Look away, then look back at them expressionlessly...and then just walk away, like nothing happened. If you act like don't care, then the person won't get the irked reaction they desire; you leave smiling on the inside and they get pissed that their insult doesn't work on you.
I usually just say thanks, give the sweetest smile possible, give them a hug and walk off.
Thank you! You're so very nice!
At least I'm not you.
Your mother should have swallowed you.
Thats my comeback to anything.
please be so kind as to go to the bathroom and grab me a bar of soap, because there's a certain thing I'd like to shove it in
'kindly shove a cactus up your anus buddy'
the almighty response courtesy of myself