Job Success Poll

by: agitprop

This quiz will help you determine whether or not you are ready for success in your current job. The single biggest determinant of success is attitude. This quiz will help you uncover some of the underlying aspects of your attitude towards your work. There is no right or wrong answer. Just answer the way that feels most accurate for you.

  1. 1

    I get to work on time

  2. 2

    I try to do my best each and every day

  3. 3

    I always have a backup plan for transportation so I am never late for work

  4. 4

    I feel tired and sometimes even ill at work and wish that I could take a nap

  5. 5

    I get along well with my co-workers and my boss

  6. 6

    I ask questions about the rules and resist supervision

  7. 7

    I have enough education, training, and professional acumen to do my job well

  8. 8

    I have loyalty and respect and devotion to my corporation and I purchase the company's products and use them with pride

  9. 9

    My clothes and hair are not as neat as other employees, but they are a bunch of corporate tools and I am a free spirit

  10. 10

    Sometimes I take office supplies home but never expensive stuff like computer monitors and furniture

  11. 11

    I spend a lot of time in the restroom or lingering after lunch before I go back to work

  12. 12

    I have placed pipe bombs in the toilet in the executive washroom

  13. 13

    I have downloaded Internet porn onto my boss's computer when he was on vacation

  14. 14

    I use the company photocopier to make copies of confidential documents which I give to competitors in exchange for money or gifts

  15. 15

    When there is an urgent deadline or company emergency, I call in sick

  16. 16

    I take other another employee's work and throw it in the trash can in the kitchen

  17. 17

    I put garbage in the coffee maker in the kitchen at work

  18. 18

    I hook up with a co-worker in the restroom or janitorial closet

  19. 19

    I deliberately enter false or incorrect data in our customer database

  20. 20

    I plan to file a lawsuit against my employer and am gathering evidence now

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