Are You "White & Nerdy?"

Are You "White & Nerdy?"

by: Ithilwen

If you haven't seen Weird Al's classic parody "White & Nerdy"... Stop whatever you're doing and watch it now!

Watched it? Good. Now here's a silly little quiz to see how closely this song applies to you. Are you truly White and Nerdy? Only kind of? Not even close?

This quiz is supposed to be stupid, so it's okay to make fun of it.

Okay. Now... off you go!

  1. 1

    Do you mow your front lawn?

  2. 2

    Do you wanna roll with the gangstas?

  3. 3

    Are you first in your class at MIT?

  4. 4

    Are you a champion of D&D?

  5. 5

    Is M.C. Escher your favorite MC?

  6. 6

    Do you like Earl Grey tea?

  7. 7

    Do your rims never spin?

  8. 8

    Are all of your action figures cherry?

  9. 9

    Do you have Stephen Hawking in your library?

  10. 10

    Is your MySpace page totally pimped out?

  11. 11

    Do you know Pi to a thousand places?

  12. 12

    Do you still wear braces?

  13. 13

    Do you order all of your sandwiches with mayonnaise?

  14. 14

    Are you a whiz at minesweeper?

  15. 15

    Is there a killer app you haven't run?

  16. 16

    Are you number 1 at Pascal?

  17. 17

    Do you do vector calculus just for fun?

  18. 18

    Do you have a soldering gun?

  19. 19

    Is "Happy Days" your favorite theme song?

  20. 20

    Can you kick butt in a game of ping pong?

  21. 21

    Can you ace any trivia quiz?

  22. 22

    Are you fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon?

  23. 23

    Do you roll on a Segway?

  24. 24

    Do you collect X Men comics?

  25. 25

    Do you protect the pens in your pocket?

  26. 26

    Does your ergonomic keyboard never leave you bored?

  27. 27

    Do you shop online for writable media?

  28. 28

    Do you edit Wikipedia?

  29. 29

    Do you have Monty Python's "Holy Grail" memorized?

  30. 30

    Do you have a business doing websites?

  31. 31

    When your friends need some code, who do they call?

  32. 32

    Have you even made a homepage for your dog?

  33. 33

    Do you have a fanny pack?

  34. 34

    Do you hit the sales at the GAP?

  35. 35

    Do you spend your nights with a roll of bubble wrap?

  36. 36

    Do you believe you're nerdy in the extreme?

  37. 37

    And are you whiter than sour creme?

  38. 38

    Were you in AV Club, Glee Club, or even the Chess team?

  39. 39

    Do you like Kirk or Picard?

  40. 40

    Do you spend every weekend at the Renaissance fair?

  41. 41

    Do you have your name on your underwear?

  42. 42

    Final question... finally! (Geez, this was longer than I thought) Do you wanna bowl with the gangstas?

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