The Harry Potter Sorting Hat
You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart. Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart; You might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal. Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil; Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind. Where those of wit and learning will always find their kind; Or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends. Those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.