3.22.17: The Story of All.
An introduction? So you dear reader, want ME to write you an intoduction to what this book is told to be about? Who do you think I am? A book spoiler? Read it and you might die. Don't you dare turn this page!
Nooo! You may end up doomed if you don't close this book now. Go now close it. Then burn it. Never come in contact with it again. Did I hear you say no? Well it is your choice. This is after all the very begining to a very bad begining. So watch your back as you never know what is going to be crawling up your spine next.