Just A Day In The Life

These are all just things my friends say during the day. True story! I thought I'd let everyone else hear it. But seriously, they really say this stuff!

Chapter 1

Just getting started...

Me: "Well, I have Fred, so you can have George. Ha, you get the messed up ear!"
Diane: "I'll whisper really dirty things in his bad ear."

"SHHH! Don't speak! I'm enjoying this food!" -Becky

"One good thing about him liking our mom, he sang 'Cassie's mom has got it goin' on...'." -Serena

"It's because you're wearing a Star Wars shirt! The force may be with you!!!" -Sarah

"I wish....I was a sheep." -Mason

"If you mix an Asian and an 80's person, you get a scene kid!!!" -Breezi

eating dinner, doorbell rings
Dad: "Geena, it's your friend."
Camille: "Am I interrupting your dinner?"
Me: "Kinda... Is that a four year old toy?!"
Camille: "Yeah, I cut myself on it. Can I have a band-aid?"

"And then, we'll get in a bus! Then we can put it in the ocean and row alll the way to Greece. When we get there, we'll be toned, and won't pay airfare!" -Diane

"How do you take a self-portrait of yourself?! Oh, wait..." -Sarah

Me: "Sh !t!!!"
Serena: "GEENA!"
Me: "I mean, poopy!"
Sarah: "......WHAT?!"

Becky: writing on my notes 'Darren Chris sucks!'
Me: "COACH OWEN! BECKY'S WRITING OPINIONS ON MY NOTES!"
Becky: "NO! I'm writing facts!"
Me: "You SPELLED it wrong!"
Becky: "....shutup..."

Dalton: "Fred Weasley or Darren Criss?"
Me: "YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT!!!"

Becky: "Is...is..is that a WAND in your boot?!"
Me: "....maaaaayyyybe...."

"I feel like a dingo...looking up the French Revolution...running across the fields.... Oh, sh !t. Dingoes are dogs, not meerkats." -Diane

Diane: "I heart Neville. He's my third husband."
Me: "Look at this... NEVILLE SHOULD HAVE THE ELDER WAND!"
Diane: "Huh?"
Me: "If it had chosen Snape, like it should've, then Nagini would have gotten it because Nagini killed Snape, right?"
Diane: "Right...AND NEVILLE KILLED NAGINI!"

"Great, now every time I think French Revolution, I think of Neville Longbottom's teeth." -Me

"Mrs. Macaulay, I don't understand annotations. I can't swim..." -Diane

Serena: "But the friend zone isn't that complicated. Diane, tell her!"
Diane: "It's like this huge blob/circle thing. It's blue. And you gotta zoom in there."
Me: "...what?"

Dylan: "But can't you just ASK him like a normal human?!"
Me: "Dylan, do you know me?"
Dylan: "Yeah?"
Me: "Am I normal?"
Dylan: "No, absolutely not. Here, you'll need my Sonic Screwdriver."

Guy on Numb3rs: "I don't wear bowties..."
Dylan: "Bow ties are cool!"

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