Harry Potter Jokes

Hi these are some jokes i found on the internet
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Chapter 1


1.Why did Crabbe & Goyle cross the road? Because Draco did

2.Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? Because they are doublecrossers

3.Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me
Oh Dang!

4."If there are idiots in the room will they please stand up",said prof.Snape
After a long silence,one first year rose to his feet.
"Now then mister,why do you consider your self an idiot?",asked prof.Snape
"Well actually I dont",said the student,"but I hate to see you standing up there
all by yourself".

5.BFF1:Do you know what Snapes boggart is?
BFF2:No what?
BFF1:A cauldron full of shampoo!!

6.Why did the dark lord cross the road? Because Potter couldn`t stop him.

7.Why did dumledore cross the road? He was following poisned lemon drops.

8.Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? So no one could tell which
side he was on duh!

9."Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfigration spell.

10.Knock Knock
Whos there?
You know who
You know who?

11.How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand? 7:Ginny to look upset & do nothing,Ron to sulk,Fred & George to blow it up,Percy to yell,Charlie to hold a dragon & Bill to roll his eyes at everyone

12.How many dark lords does it take to light up a wand? 2:1 to light it & the other to kill him & take all the credit

13.How many Snapes does it take to light up wand? Wait his about to invent the newest remedy for greasy hair!

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