10 Ways To...(HP)

10 ways to annoy non-HP fans...10 ways to distract Voldemort...10 ways to get Harry to notice you...etc.

Chapter 1

10 ways to annoy Draco Malfoy

by: Draylyn
10. Tell him he's adopted and that his real parents were muggles

9. Use Polyjuice Potion to turn into Hermione, then kiss him passionately and say you love him. Then run!

8. Send him on a blind date with Hermione

7. Write his name on Luna's "Save the Crumple-Horned Snorkack" petition

6. Go up to him and slap him randomly, then giggle and run!

5. Every time he walks into the room, scream 'MUDBLOOD!' a the top of your voice

4. Use Polyjuice Potion to be his dad, go up the front of the great hall at the start of year and yell "Draco! You forgot your ointment!'

3. Chuck a shoe at him and say 'MUSCLE SPAZ!'

2. Set his ringtone to 'I'm too sexy for my shirt'

And the no. 1 way to annoy Draco Malfoy...

Go up to him, your best confused look on your face, and say 'Dude, Hermione isn't pregnant yet...what gives?'

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