Best AVPM/AVPS Quotes Ever!

Well... all of the ones on here don't have my favorite quotes, so why not make my own? Tell me your favorite quotes in the comments!
PS: ya probably won't understand most of these unless you've seen AVPM/AVPS

Chapter 1


"That is a BOSS Zefron poster" - Ron

"Did he just say dragons?" - Harry
"Did you just say 'did he just say dragons?" - Dumbledore

"Man, I HATE that guy!" - Harry
"Did someone say Draco Malfoy?" - Draco

"Every time I look at her I get this pain in my chest and I just know it's her fault that B/TCH!" - Ron

"When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers." - Quirrel
"When I rule the world I'll have snakes!" - Voldemort

"Isn't it odd that you were chosen out of hundreds - if not five - possible Gryffindors?" - Hermione

"Two things, Draco. One: You may be on our side now but two: you're still a little SH/T!" - Ron

"Red Vines. What the heII can't they do?" - Ron

"What the heII is a hufflepuff?" - Dumbledore

"Where have you been all my life?" - Ron
"Oh, in a cupboard under some stairs." - Harry

"Greetings, Cho Chang! It is good to meet you, I am G-I-N-N-Y W-E-A-S-L-E-Y." - Ginny
"B/TCH, I AIN'T CHO CHANG!" - Lavender
"That's Lavender Brown, RAC/ST SISTER!" - Ron

"Speed of a WOLF!" - Lupin

"The change. It's.... BEGINNING!" - Lupin

"Now TWO people are mad at me." - Voldemort

"Dances are for PANSlES!" - Goyle
"You there, what's your name?" - Draco
"Pansy." - Pansy

"You think that killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead." - Voldemort

"Did your turbin just sneeze?" - Dumbledore
"No, no. That was simply a fart." - Quirrel

"If you love Pigfarts so much, why don't you just go there?" - Harry
"I can't just go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars! I'd need a rocket ship to get there. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter?" - Draco

"Go get me something to drink." - Draco
"All they have is squirt." - Pansy
"Squirt? No thanks, I'll STAY dehydrated." - Draco

"I am a racíst, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do-you-want-to-be-my-friend?" - Draco

"Sorry about killing your rat, Ron." - Harry
"Oh, that's okay. It's been dead for years." - Ron

"For the first time in my life, I don't want a redvine." - Harry
GASP - Ron


"I mean, it's like Spiderman is so full of love, that he would never let any of that ruin him. And that redhead, Mary Jane. She cares a lot about him. Even if he is just a nerdy, potato-faced loser. And she knows, deep down, miles beneath those enormous breasts of his... that he's something." - Ron
"Ron, that's so sweet! Spiderman is like my second favorite super hero." - Hermione
"Second favorite?" - Ron

"First time on the potty too, eh? Good luck my man!" -Draco

"You think that you like him? Wrong. Because Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone else on the planet." - Harry

"If anything happens, I love you all. Except for you, Draco. I can't fúckíng stand you." - Harry

"You're just a BUTT TRUMPET!" - Lupin

"You have a poopy nose now." - Ron
"What? No! Get the poopy off!" - Draco

"Who looks stupid now? YOU DO!" - Lupin

"Favorite Amy Mann song, on three. One, Two, Three-" - Ron
"RED VINES!" - Harry & Ron
"Favorite colored vines other than green?" - Harry
"RED VINES!" - Harry & Ron
"Favorite way to say red wines in a German accent?" - Ron
"RED VINES!" - Harry & Ron
"OH MY GOD!" - Ron

"Oh, Dobby! Oh now I lament all those times that I, I beat him senseless within an inch of his life and then, oh, right, yeah that one time when I drowned the litter of his young, my, brothers?" - Draco

"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?" - Snape
"I don’t care for Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner is my man." - Umbridge
"What do you want, you horrid bítch?" - Snape

"Oh sht, you guys are kids, I gotta watch my dam mouth around you little bástárds. I'm sorry...... Shoot, I gotta watch my dam mouth around you little bástárds." - Lupin

"Voldemort out, B/TCHES." - Voldemort

"Jeez, Hermione. For being the cleverest witch of your age, you sure can be a dum_bass." - Dumbledore

"Don't make me laugh, I'm píssing!" - Voldemort

"Every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks." - Ron

"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3." - Harry

"STUPID SISTER! Don't crowd the famous friend!" - Ron

"I have this present left to me by my dad that's dead, my father's dead. I have a dead father." - Harry

"Drop the attitude, Harry Potter, you're worse than Garfeild on a Monday." - Hermione
GASP - Harry

"Aw, I'm tired! Can't we just be death eaters?" - Draco

"DIE, B/TCH!" - Mrs. Weasley
"Oh my god, Mom! I thought you were gonna tuck in her shirt or make her do the dishes!" - Ron

"You're just this spare guy all the time. This spare dude! You're such a spare!" - Harry
"Kill the spare!" - Voldemort

"Oh, just give them all a B- and be done with it!" - Voldemort
"Oh now that's EVIL!" - Quirrel
"Yeah, thanks I am the DARK LORD!" - Voldemort

"Oh, just put some tape on this, it's be fine!" - Draco

"There's another horcrux. I hope it isn't an Ashely Tisdale poster. I couldn't do that." - Ron

"I don't think I can kill a goat moraly." - Harry

"Is okay... good?" - Quirrel
"Quirrel, okay is wonderful!" - Voldemort

"Rule number one: No boys... Unless they're cute!
Rule number two: No alcohol... Unless there's plenty to go around!
Rule number three: No parties.... Unless Umbridge is invited!" - Umbridge

"It's stuck on there with magic." - Ron

Well there are all my favorites! Tell me yours in the comments [;


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