53 Crazy Things To Do In The Mall
53 Crazy Things
â€¢ Walk in a single-file line, in step with the person in front of you.
â€¢ When you come to the benches in the middle of the mall, walk on top of them instead of going around them.
â€¢ Ask the salespeople in the stores where the uniforms they wear are sold in the store (for example, in Bath and Body Works ask where you can buy their vests)
â€¢ Ride a hobby-horse around the mall, holding the reins and yelling, "Whoa Betsy!"
â€¢ Talk in third person at all times.
â€¢ Carry a Pez dispenser and offer strangers a Pez.
â€¢ Wear camouflage and sneak around like you think no one can see you.
â€¢ If the loudspeaker comes on, tell the voices in your head to shut up.
â€¢ When asked if you need help continue yelling out "WHAT?!?!"
â€¢ Wear a fake sheriff badge and carry around a stack of post-it notes writing up tickets and warnings to people walking down the mall.
â€¢ Randomly throw temper tantrums.
â€¢ Walk 5 ft. behind someone at all times. When he/she enters a store wait at the entrance of the store until he/she comes back out.
â€¢ When walking, walk in a perfectly straight line, only turning at 90 degree angles.
â€¢ Add "ong" to the end of every word you use when you speak to the salespeople.
â€¢ In every store you enter that is not a department store, ask where the lingerie department is.
â€¢ Be a still model in a store that doesn't sell clothes.
â€¢ Accuse someone of stealing your bag.
â€¢ Go in 579 and ask for size 13.
â€¢ Skip or gallop wherever you go.
â€¢ Say punctuation out loud. For example, say, "Ma'am comma would you please help me find a pink comma red comma and blue shirt question mark?"
â€¢ At all times pretend to have an imaginary friend. When asked if you need help begin by gesturing to the air next to you and saying, "Well, my friend here..."
â€¢ Go in a store with a friend who pretends to be deaf. Ask the salesperson if he/she will help your deaf friend find the right clothes while you go to the bathroom.
â€¢ When in the bathroom stall suddenly exclaim, "Corn! When did I eat corn?"
â€¢ Wear a motorcycle helmet and have a bike lock. Pretend to park your motorcycle when you enter a store.
â€¢ Carry a tablecloth and picnic basket. Order take-out at the Food Court and spread out you tablecloth in the middle of the mall and enjoy your meal.
â€¢ When asked "May I help you?" bow or curtsey.
â€¢ Walk up to someone you don't know and pretend to know them. Continue for as long as you can.
â€¢ Take a tootsie pop and hold it like a microphone in a person's face. Ask him/her how many licks it takes him/her to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
â€¢ Ask a passerby to scratch your back for you. If they do, make obscene noises when they do so.
â€¢ Try to get everybody in line for Chick-fil-a to do the Chicken Dance.
â€¢ Go with a friend. Join yourselves together with one of those things parents attach to their children's wrists.
â€¢ If you're a female, drag your purse behind you. Pull on it and pat your leg, saying "Hurry up old boy!"
â€¢ Ask the cashier if you could ring your purchase up.
â€¢ Ask if they accept credit cards and then pay cash.
â€¢ Carry a rubber duckey with you. Pet him, talk in a baby voice to him, and set him down gently on the counter when you pay.
â€¢ In the food court ask if this seat is taken and then walk away.
â€¢ Carry around a can of EasyCheese. Randomly ask people, "Would you like cheese with that?"
â€¢ When walking down the center of the mall point at nothing and start laughing hysterically.
â€¢ Put down every store loudly as you exit by saying, "THIS PLACE SUCKS!"
â€¢ Take a baby doll with you and ask bystanders to baby-sit while you try on clothes.
â€¢ Constantly move your mouth as if you were talking.
â€¢ Sing opera-style everything you would normally say.
â€¢ Ask the Dollar Store if they have a lay-away plan.
â€¢ Buy one jelly bean at the candy store and have them weigh it.
â€¢ Take a Big Wheels and wear leather.
â€¢ Be very hostile when someone asks to help you.
â€¢ Walk in a weave (crossing each others path), this keeps strangers away, the more the better! Also, yell at those things that people put money in, and take the money out.
â€¢ Go in a store and ask a lot of questions about one product. In the middle of the explination, walk out.