How to make people think your crazy

I just went looking around on the internet and found some ways to make certain people think you're crazy. Here were my faves.

Chapter 1

How to make FRIENDS think you're crazy

Constantly, and consistently, tell your friend that you want them dead.

When someone says something you don’t like, look them straight in the eyes and say, “We don’t like that.”

Pick random times during the day to announce that reindeers aren't real.

In the middle of a crowded street bust out doing the “Time Warp” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and see who joins in.

While watching television, suddenly scream, “Get those people out of that box!”

Laugh really loud every time someone says the word pumpkin.

When someone explains something to you, stare at them seriously and ask "What does that have to do with syrup?"

Just start laughing at nothing in particular. It would help to have a weird or insane laugh.

When walking with your friends on the street, say hi to every strangers who pass by ( try at least 20 strangers to say hi to.) This will drive your friends crazy

Talk to yourself out loud when you and your friends are eating in a restaurant. When a waitress is taking order, talk to yourself out loud, trying to decide if you want a burger or pasta.

When somebody is talking to you, start to stare at their chin. Nod and respond to whatever they are saying, but always look at their chin. Then slowly change your expression to one of horror, then be quietly amused. The person talking to you will probably loose his/her chain of thought.

Say random things. Something that has nothing to do with the topic, like Cake is a Lie. Or, The Chipmunks are plotting to take over the world.

When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they like to wear shoes.

Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

Pretend to have multiple personalities

Walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
Every time someone says "the" start laughing like a maniac.

Run around in circles and when someone asks about it say "I'm building a circle of protection from them!".

Randomly run around in circles screaming "The world is going to end!" Then stop and continue as normal.

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