Pick-up Lines

Well it's quite late right now and I have nothing to do sooo I'm just going to post a bunch of pick-lines that I know.
If you want to make a chapter, just tell me so and I will assign it to you! =]]

Chapter 1

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-- Am I in heaven or do you just look like an angel?

I must be in heaven, because I'm standing beside you.

I lost my number..can I have yours?

Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?

(Pizza) Baby, you're giving me a toothache! (Ice Cream) Wow, you're cheesy!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have a band aid? Cause i just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? Cause all the blue is in your eyes.

I think you got something in your eyes...oh wait no, it's just a sparkle.

Girl, don't walk into that building! You'll set off the sprinklers!

Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

DAMN! If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

I was wondering if you have an extra heart...mine just got stolen.

Me without you is like a nerd without glasses , a shoe without a shoelace, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.

Is there something wrong with my cell phone? Your number isn't in it.

Are you an interior decorator? Because the room become beautiful when i saw you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Are you lost ma'am? Cause heaven is a long way from here.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? cause i can practically see myself in them!

Is your name Swiffer? Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Your lips look so lonely..want to meet mine

(As she`s or he`s leaving..) Wait! Aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

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