Funny Quotes And Times

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Chapter 1

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

"Your eyes change in the light!" -Belinda

"Hey, that's Mr. Jackson! Wait can that be Michael Jackson!? No, because there's only ONE MICHAEL JACKSON!"-Belinda

"Oh my gosh, SQUASH!" -Me

"I made a new word, Yayzez!" -Me

"Those aren't dreadlocks, those are shitlocks!" - Unknown

"Oh, I'm gonna get my pencil back, or there's going to be a fight up in HERE!" - Me

"Then when you show your chest they leave, cuz then they saw all your Taco Meat, like that?" - Ray-Ray from MB

"We 'bout to hit the Haysack!" - Prodigy from MB

"You're such an evil person. You have all this evil inside of you." - Me

“STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME, MOM!”- Me

“Look at him with tape on his glasses, lookin' all techy.”- Kenny

"When life gets tough, just relax, and eat cheesecake!!''- Me

''I'm a koala, like a BOSS''- Soraya

''Haha, he's got a MANLY FACE!''- Jasmine

''Duck, duck, duck, NIIGGA!!!''- Paris

''It's not my fault my meat got muscles!''- Quantrell
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Me and my friend Jasmine are walking in the hallway, singing.

Jasmine: Ball so HARD...
Me: MothaFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME!!!
I said it REALLY loud, so teachers started to turn around.
Jasmine: Oh SHIIT, RUN!!!
And we ran away. :)
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My friend Belinda and my friend Brittany are arguing over Ray-Ray from Mindless Behavior.
Belinda: Ray-Ray's MINE!!!
Brittany: No, he's MINE!!
And my friend Paris walks over.
Paris: Ok, there are 2 Ray Rays: 1 from MB, and 1 grown asss man Ray-Ray. You get the Mindless Behavior Ray-Ray, and you get the grown asss man!




I'll post more later. :)

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