Things About Me That You Don't Care About

I know nobody cares, but I feel like sharing a few things. Please do not take offense if you're bothering to read this. I hope I don't bore you to death. I probably will. Whatever. Sorry I use caps so much.
Also, is it just me or is the title a bit redundant? Oh well, I can't think of anything else.

Chapter 1

Things I Hate for Reasons

I hate many things. I am annoyed by many things. I do not like many things. I don't like being offensive, for example. So please do not take offense at the following paragraphs. Trust me, I'm sure there's more I like than I dislike. I'm just a bit annoyed right now. I should also go to bed. But that's beside the point.

Bad grammar - I hate it, hate it, hate it with a passion. I know my grammar is nowhere near perfect, but it is acceptable seeing as I am not writing an essay or something of that sort. I am writing the way I would speak. There are sometimes fragments, I will begin sentences with conjunctions, and many other rules will be broken for effect. But I do not neglect grammar otherwise. I hate bad grammar. I hate seeing text in which people have not even made an effort to use proper grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect, because everyone makes mistakes, but for heaven's sake at least TRY!

People who like to argue about religion - I cannot tell you how much I hate people arguing about religion and beliefs. We all have our own beliefs, and that's cool. In Islam, we're supposed to give dawah, or invitation, to Islam. It simply means educating people about it. It's not like we're supposed to be converting them. It's not our choice. So I hate it when I see people trying to convert other people to any religion. Educating is good, but when you try to convert people, they will probably find it annoying. And that creates arguments. Also, when people try disproving other religions, it annoys me. I mean, you can have that discussion, but please, be respectful. And I don't think there should be any "disproving" going on as much as respectful disagreement. Disrespect is so annoying. What are we, five? We are educated people and disrespect should not be shown. Also, I hate it when people misunderstand religion and start calling some religious people bigots. Some of them are, definitely, but not all of them. You have to look at the reasons they believe in what they do and approach it with an open mind. Nobody's telling you to agree. Just respect.

Not being in the team with the little boy in laser tag - This is not so serious. But, really, the team with the little boy under the age of ten ALWAYS wins. At least, that's what happened today. Man, those tiny people are so GOOD. And I'm so terrible at it. If this was a real war, I'd be dead before it even started. BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. Yeah, it was my first time. But we played more than once. And by more than once I mean twice. But little people are good at everything.

Hearing people talk about how many miles they've run that day - My friends all say, "Oh, I run a mile everyday," and I'm just sitting here like, "I walk from my bed to my computer everyday. That's good, right? It's more than 3 feet. Probably 4."

The fact that I am the only Keane fan I know - On Tumblr, there are so many Keane fans. And they are all from South America. I do not know any Keane fans in real life. Why is it that South American people have amazing music taste? Forget the US, I might move to Argentina or something. It's hard to fangirl and I can't do it around other people. They just don't understand.

People who don't fangirl about ANYTHING - Now, I don't hate these people. I just don't understand what they do with their time. What do you do all day if you don't fangirl about SOMETHING?

People who tell me I'm killing animals when I eat meat - Shut up. You're killing plants. Plants are more important than animals. They are producers and animals could not exist without them. So we are all killing living things. You don't have to eat meat, that is totally up to you, but don't tell me I'm killing animals. Nah, I like to eat them live. (That was sarcasm, by the way.) I think I KNOW the animal is dead.

So yeah, those are a few things that annoy me. I will probably add more. I will also probably write about the things I do like. There are a LOT of those.

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