Chapter 1

funny quotes

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you
gonna drink that?”

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone

Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!”

I used to be normail until I met those losers I call my best friends

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