I Can't Believe This Really Happened, It's So Funny (Harry Potter Related)

I was at the movies....

Chapter 1

Oh My Gosh

So, I was at the theater, standing in line to get some popcorn, candy, and a soda, and in front of me was a guy I didn’t know. I was wearing a blue scarf, and I could see he was wearing a red one.

Now, I have long blond hair, and this guy had brown hair.

So this little girl and her mother are walking to the bathroom and the little girl sees us, gasps, and runs over to us screaming “Oh my goodness!!! It’s Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom on a date!!!”

The guy turns around, looks at me, and says, in a British accent, “Yeah, little girl, I’m Neville, and this is my girlfriend Luna. Why don’t you go back to your mum now and we’ll just continue with our date.”

The girl starts looking at me, so I put a dreamy look on my face and say, in my best Luna – esque tone, “Hello, little girl. Seen any Nargels lately?”

She stared at me, gave us both a hug, and then ran back to her mother.

The guy looked at me, and said, “Since we’re on a date, let me pay for your stuff.”

I think I’m in love.

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