Songs Stuck in My Head

When I have songs stuck in my head, I WRITE THEM DOWN! How else would I occupy myself in Bible and Study Hall? ;) But. . . . School's out, so I'm puttin' 'em on here.

Chapter 1

I Cain't Say No ~ Celeste Holm (from Oklahoma!)

I'm such a nerd. . . .

(sung with a southern accent.)

It ain't so much a question of not knowin' whut to do.

I knowed whut's right and wrong since I bin 10.

I heared a lot of stories and I reckon they are true.

About how girls are put upon by men!

I know I mustn't fall into the pit . . . But when I'm with a feller . . . I forgit?

I'm jist a girl who cain't say no! I'm in a turrible fix!

I always say "Come on lets go." Just when I orta "Nix!"

When a person tries to kiss a girl, I know she orta give his face a smack!

But as soon as someone kisses me, I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back!

I'm jist a fool when lights are low; I cain't be prissy and quaint! I ain't the type that c'n faint! How kin I be what I ain't? I cain't say no!

Whutcha gonna do when a fellow gets flirty and starts to talk purty? Whutcha gonna do?

Supposin' that he says that yur lips are like cherries or roses or berries. Whutcha gonna do?!

Supposin' that he says that yur sweeter n' cream, and he's gotta have cream or die! Whutcha gonna do when he talks that way? Spit in his eye?

I'm jist a girl who cain't say no, cain't seem to say it at all! I hate to diserpoint a Beau when he is paying a call!

For a while I act refined and cool, a settin' on the velveteen settee! Then I think of that ol' golden rule and do fer him what he would do for me!

I cain't resist a Romeo in a sombrero and chaps! As soon as I sit on their laps something inside of me snaps! I cain't say no!

I know, I'm a geek. And FYI, the grammatical and spelling errors WERE intentional. It's called using a southern accent.

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