Don't Stop Believing!!(Hogwarts story)

Me and Alli wanted to write a story because we are bestest friends:)

Chapter 2

1st Day back 2 class

Hey! my name is Andrea Melena Chastity July Apple D'Hart! but every1 names me Alli bcuz its shortaer.

mi hair is relly long and is just above mi butt so peeple can seee mi butt bcuz its nice. it is yellow and blande. im not pale or tand just regler and ever1 calls mi prerty bcuz they know i am. i am wisked skinny and hav nice carves in gud places!!1!!

im a 5 year at hogwarts but im allmost a 6 year bcuz im about 2 turn 16 & im relly smart! and it is mi 1st day back at hobwarts 2day.

im a gryffindore & im freinds with Sparkle Mousse (she us 2 b hermoine but she h8td her name) butt we calls her sammi and i m freinfs wif harri and Ron 2. i think Rron is cuute and i wan him 2 assk me out sooon!!!1

i went down 2 braefast and 8 a bunch of grapes bcuz tey tste gud and keep me skirny butt then i sawed a reelly pretry gal named steph butt since she wuz emo i filched her off wif my midle finga!! she saw my petty ring an yelld out "i lik ur ring bitcvh!!!!"

thx!" i shotted bak
"hu u yellin at Alli??" ron assed me while drikning sum fairtwiskey and geting drunck
"de emu slu't" in da corner i sad quiectly so sammi wudnt here bcuz she gets jellos eezi.ly bcuz we r besties!!!!1
"i c" ron licked at her wisly
and i shotted to him "dunt lookat her!!! lick at mee!!!" and he did...

l8r i wet down 2 Car of Manical Kreachers and saw proffesar Dumbrige teching cuz hour normusual texcher hargrid had a hedache bcuz she drank to much buttbeer da ni8ght b4 and wuz hugdover.

2day our classs had to giv Dumbridges pet gigant Grawap a spong.e bathe bcuz he smellt & she fograt to change his d and da Slytherfins came down to da dungins bcuz dats were we r havin the class 2day bcuz it is rainin out in da skiy. [hargrid is a mistrerstood lil gril]

it wuz only 1 slifferfin rite now cuz de othars r still eetin in da grate halk 4 breakfats & i saw da streph gal and harri wuz chacing her!!!1

i through my spunge that i wuz washin Grawap with at harri and told him nut to be a dmbass and chace peeple. he lispened 2 meh & washed the gigant

wen class wuz ova i wet 2 steph & apologhised 4 harri bing a weid guy & told hetr he wuz porbably drunk agani

"its k" she sobbed bcuz she wuz scared if me and is depersd and emu so she crieds alot.

we wakled up 2 da grate hal 2getha and i saw ron crying so i yelld at hirm he lookd up

"hi alli!!!1" he sad and laffed
i rolled over ta him and we strated kiscsing on top of da hufflepug tables and we got an applaudience and then we stops bcuz i saw sammi crying!!!!1

"wutz rong sammi?" i asked loudly wile ron kisssed my lipz 4 me
"im failng math!!!!1" she sayud cring as rom frenchd me arm 4 me
"i no!!!1" i scremmed!! and pointered ova 2 da slytherfin tables @ steph
"shes gud at math!! and sammi went ova to talk to her while ron and i kisswed longa until proffsessor McG came ova and split us up. robn wuz put at da ravencluw tarble in time-ot and i went on the gryfindore table.

sammi got ova to the slifferfing table ansd sat nxt 2 streph!

[AN: i hop u licked th stroy !!! buck to dfanni!~!!!1]

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