Rules of Hogwarts

Welcoooooooooome all of you to Hogwarts.Welcome all of you to school.Did you know that we have a hidden swiming pool.Welcome,welcome,welcome Hogwarts.Welcome hotties,nerds and tools.Now that I got you here and Hogwarts,I'd like to go over a couple of rules.

Chapter 1

First 15 rules

Rule 1 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
Rule 2 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
Rule 3 of Hogwarts: I will not tell the first years that Lord Voldemort tortures them if they don't do their homework.
Rule 4 of Hogwarts: If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 30 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it
Rule 5 of Hogwarts: I will NEVER put Fred, George, Peeves and the Marauders in one room just to see what happens.
Rule 6 of Hogwarts: I will not see what happens when I stand Professor Lockheart In front of a boggart.
Rule 7 or Hogwarts; It's not necessary to yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" every time I see someone with a hood. Seriously, it's being paranoid.
Rule 8 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to feed catnip to Mrs. Norris.
Rule 9 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to joke about Remus Lupin's "time of the month"
Rule 10 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
Rule 11 of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood is not to be nominated for Quidditch commentations.
Rule 12 of Hogwarts: "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
Rule 13 of Hogwarts: I will not tell Luna Lovegood that I saw a Crumple-Horned-Snorkack run into the forbidden forest
Rule 14 of Hogwarts: I will not ask Dumbledore if I can sing "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga at the Opening Feast.
Rule 15 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

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