Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Chapter 2


RULE 36:I will not change the password to the Prefects' bathroom to' Makes getting clean is almost as fun as getting dirty!'

RULE 37:There's no such thing as an ivisibility thong

RULE 38:Professor Flitwick is not to be adressed as "admiral naismith"

RULE 39:asking"How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspence?"and walking away is only funny the 1st time

RULE 40:I will not offer to pose Nude to Colin Creevey

RULE 41:I will not offer to pose nude to Dean Thomas.

RULE 42:"42" is not the same answer to every question on the OWLs

RULE 43:It is a bad idea to tell Professor Mcgonagall that she takes herself to seriously

RULE 44:I am not allowed to Owl copis of the Evil Overlord list to suspect Death Eaters

RULE 45:I will not offer to prepare tanoori owl

RULE 46:I will stop asking when we will learn to make love potion number 9.

RULE 47:i wil not ask Dumbledore to teach me the pointy hat trick

RULE 48:I will not teach the 1st years to sing'the wizard staff has a knob on the end'

RULE 49:If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books,she would've said so already

RULE 50:I Will NEVER take out a life insurance policy on HArry Potter

RULE 51:I will not go to meals dressed as choda boy.

RULE 52:Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

RULE 53:I will maybe draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead

RULE 54:My name is not Captian Subtext

RULE 55:I will not perfer Kingsley Shackebolt as 'Big Black sExAurer'

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