Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Chapter 3

Even more!

RULE 56:Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion indgredients and i will not resell their products as"Veela Pheremones"

RULE 57:I cannot hadoken anything into oblivian

RULE 58:Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

RULE 59:I am not the Defence Against the Boring Classes professor(But i wish)

RULE 60:I am not longer allowed to use the words"pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy

RULE 61:It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and i should not attept to disprove this theory,no matter how wicked the result will be.

RULE 62:Gryffindor courage do not came in bottles labeled "Firewhisky"

RULE 63: Using the Engorgio Charm on certian parts of human anotomy is not perimitted on school grounds,not even for entertaining purposes

RULE 64:First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

RULE 65:A wand is for magic only,it is not for picking noses,playing snooker,or drumming on desks,no matter how bored i become

RULE 66:It is inapropriate to slip sample bottls of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox

RULE 67:I will stop reffering Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder"

RULE 68:I will not impersonate a swedish chef in Potions class

RULE 69:First years should not be encoureged to befriend the Whomping Willow

RULE 70:Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform

RULE 71:I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot

RULE 72:When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil,i will not lift my wand skyward and shout"There can only be ONE!"

RULE 73:I will not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"

RULE 74:I will not use the phrse "dude,get a life" to Lord Voldemort

RULE 75:I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Rule 76:there is not now,nor has there ever been a fifth house of Hogwarts,and i am not a member of that house,nor its founder.

Rule 77:i will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"

Rule 78:Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster" not "my Leige"

Rule 79:I will not tell Professor Trawleny that i proficised her death

rule 80:I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor 1st years as Christmas decorations

Rule 81:Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

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