Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Chapter 4

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RULE 82:If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does,yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.

Rule 83:I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the ministry are here

Rule 84:I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

Rule 85:Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinate time period" amusing in any sence.

Rule 86:I will not attempt to recreate he Key to Time in Transfiguration class

Rule 87:A time turner is not a flux capacitator and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

Rule 88:I am not allowed to use a silencing charm on my Professors.

Rule 89:I will not charm Hermione's time-turner to rotate every half-hour.

Rule 90:If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds,I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

Rule 91:I am not to claim my X-Diles tapes are "auror training videos"

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