My Rules To Life

Some of them i made up, some of them I didn't. and a lot of these I don't follow and this is a continuing list.

Chapter 1

By Me

1. When you see men with guns, go the other way
2. Never date a lumber jack
3. Never be unreachable
4. Your homework done
5. Always go the right, because the lft will lead to destruction
6. Never say you're sorry; it's a sign of weakness
7. Get it done now, not later
8. Eat to live, not live to eat
9. Never go anywhere without a knife
10. Get the job done right the first time
11. When the job's done, walk away
12. Never date a co-worker
13. Never, ever involve lawyers
14. It's never to late to start over
15. Never eat wild plants you find in the woods
16. Always tell the ones you love that you love them
17. Do your best today because there might not be a tomorrow
18. Better to seek forgiveness than ask permission
19. When you make a promise, keep it
20. Think of others before yourself
21. Never just survive; live
22. Don't take anything for granted
23. Sometimes a hardback book makes for a great weapon
24. Sometimes---you're wrong
25. If in an emergency---hide the women and children
26. If it looks like someone's out to get you, they probably are
27. Protect the ones your love
28. Love your enimes; it gets them really confused
29. Don't get angry; get even
30. Over use,"I love you."
31. It's not enough to watch your back. Watch your neck to
32. there isn't always honor among vampires
33. Do not become the "Guest of honor," at a vampire dinner party.
34. Stay out of direct sunlight. At the very least, use sun block
35. Never remove the silver bullets from a dead werewolf's body
36. Don't steal---especiallly rare artifacts
37. You can't teach a ghost dog new tricks
38. Always watch the watchers
39. Don't waste good
40. If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
41. Always be specific when you lie
42. Never mess with a marine's coffee if you want to live
43. Don't believe what you're told. Double check
44. Always work as a team
45. There is no such thing as a coincidence
46. Clean up your own mess
47. Never trust a skinny cook
48. If you love something let it go

If you have any rules you'd like me to add. Leave them in the comments below and I'll add them!


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