Harry Potter Funny - Repost

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Chapter 1

Harry Potter Funny - Repost

First, list your 12 favourite characters.

1. Sirius Black
2. Neville
3. George
4. Voldemort
5. Fred
6. Professor McGonagall
7. Bellatrix
8. Luna
9. Ron
10. Remus Lupin
11. Professor Snape
12. Draco

1) Have you ever read a 6&11 fanfic before? McGonagall and Snape? No, but I'd love to read one!XD

2) Do you think 4 is hot? Voldemort? I think the actor who plays him isn't that bad (when he was younger)...but Voldy himself? Nah.

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Draco getting Luna pregnant? LOL I can't believe Draco would do that! Maybe they were drunk....XD

4) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? McGonagall and Neville...eww teacher-student couples are disgusting--

5) 5&9 or 5&10? Fred&Ron? Dude, they're brothers!o_O Fred&Lupin...now that's just gross nearly throws up

6) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing it? Hmmm...Bellatrix walking in on Neville and Draco doing it...o_O She'd probably hex the both of them, Draco for doing the deed with Neville and Neville...well, for being Neville;P

7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1? Voldemort to de-flower Sirius?! Dude, I'm not even going to think about that one.

8) Would anyone you know write 2&4&5? Neville&Voldy&Fred. LOL XD

9) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? Lupin? I dunno, something involving Tonks, I guess?;P

10) If you wront a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose? A song-fic about...Luna? That's a hard one, maybe something by Florence + The Machine, or Marina and the Diamonds, Luna kinda reminds me of them:)

11) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? What would Lupin say to Neville...lolol..."You know why it's so loud at the Shrieking Shack some nights? I'm dreaming of you." Damn, that was a bad one-
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12) What is 6's super-secret kink? McGonagall's? Oh gosh...no....

13) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Snape shag Ron? Bwahahahaha, do I even need to answer this one?;)

14) How would you feel if 7&8 was canon? Bellatrix&Luna? That's weird. Just really weird.

15) How would you feel is 3&5 was canon? George&Fred? Umm...yeah:S

16) 4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Dark Arts). What would they do about it? Voldy sees Fred breaking the law...well, if Fred were performing the Dark Arts, Voldemort would probably jump for joy.

17) What is our favourite thing about 8, and why? Luna...I love that she's so chill and laid-back, it's like she's high on something, which isn't a bad thing at all;D

18) Do you recall any fics about 9? Yeah, I've read a few, but not recently.

19) Is there any such thing as 1&8 fluff? Sirius&Luna? Hehehe, no. NO.

20) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? The last time I've read a fic about Fred was like...a few hours ago;D

21) What would 1 buy 12 as an unusual gift? As an unusual gift....Hmm...what would Sirius give Draco? Probably something that mocks his cowardly-ness.

22) What is 7's patronus (if we don't know, make up something)? Bellatrix's patronus would probably be something really...crazy and psychotic, like a rabid, rabies-infected cat that lives on the street or something;P

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