You Can Never Know Too Many Pick Up Lines (;

So my friend Jaydin and I were sitting in the cafeteria at my high school this morning and the topic of pick up lines came up. We started telling each other a ton of pick up lines so I thought I'd just write them down and see if anyone wants to actually use 'em (;

Chapter 1

Hi I have big feet

by: Jacers__
"That shirt looks great on you. It'd look even better on my floor."

"I like your jewelry, it'd look great on my nightstand."

"Do you work at subway? Because every time I see you I get a foot long."

"Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here."

"Hi, I have big feet."

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes glubglubglub.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

"Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!"

"Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine!"

"You must be tired from running through my mind all day."

"Do you have a map?" (For where?) "Your eyes, I keep getting lost in them."

I laugh just writing these (: And they're just a few my guy friend and I were telling each other. I'll post more later and if you want to post some yourself, say so in the comments. Have a great day!

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