I Feel Like I Know You (A Darren Criss Story)
Hi! I got this idea from You Could Be Anyone (A Brian Holden Story), which is amazing and everyone should read :)
It will mostly be in text
Sarah will be in normal
Darren will be in bold
Enjoy!
Chapter 1
The First Few Texts
December 3, 2011
4:05 PM
Dude, your rabbit ate my fish. You, sir, owe me a new fish
Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Actually, I'm positive.
Oh shiit, sorry! Just got this freaking phone, I must have pressed the wrong number or something
Its fine
December 5
5:35 PM
Wait, what?
Um...what? Who is this?
The wrong number you texted. How the hell did the rabbit even get into the fish tank?
And do rabbits even like fish?
That is a weird situation.
I am trying to decide whether to be amused or creeped out.
I'm googling it
Whether I should be amused or creeped out? Thats an odd thing to google...
It didn't say if rabbits like fish or not. Is your friend in the circus? Because circus people can train their rabbits to swim
This is quite possibly the weirdest thing that's happened to me
Or maybe the rabbit is magical and can turn into a shark
Seriously. Weirdest. Thing. Ever.
Did your friend even get you a new fish?
No, and he's not my friend, he's my horrible brother
He must be, if he didn't even get you a fish. You should sue
Ok. I'm leaving now. Goodbye.
NO! WAIT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME OR IF YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS!
DO YOU?
I'M GOING TO DIE OUT OF CURIOSITY
You are a meaniepants. Bye
December 6th
3:09 AM
I do
Whoa, shouldn't we take it a bit slower? At least let me take you on a date, then maybe we can talk about proposals
I will ignore what you just said. I'm answering your unicorn question. I do believe in unicorns and magic and true love, so if you want to make fun of me, do it now.
Crap, I'm being defiant to a complete stranger. I need to rearrange my priorities. And maybe get a therapist.
Did your Hogwarts letter got lost in the mail too?
And I don't think you need a therapist
Except maybe for the devastating loss of your fish, may he rest in peace.
And now my drink is all over my phone
?
My fish's name was Snape, and at the last HP movie when Snape died my friend started crying and yelling "A devastating loss! May he rest in peace! He didn't even know what the devil was going on here!"
Great, now my drink is all over my phone, too.
Happy to share the entertainment.
I don't even know your name
My name is Tangerine
Are you serious?
Are you kidding? No way, but wouldn't that be so cool!
I agree. Tangerine is an awesome name. Its so organic
Lol
What?
Nothing, you just sound like someone I like
Okey Dokey
Are you 3?
Possibly
3:30 AM
Why are you even up now?
Just can't get enough of me, I see
Please answer the question
Its only midnight here, that's not late at all!
Oh. Didn't even think about time zones. So you're near the Pacific?
Yep. What time is it there?
3:30
So you're near the Atalantic
Yep. I've always wanted to go to California though. It looks so beautiful in pictures.
I was on the East Coast about a week ago.
I've always been here. It actually sucks.
*Always? Please, dear god tell me thats an exaggeration."
Nope. Never even left New York
Shiit, now you know where I live.
Are you going to come kill me?
I hope not.
L.A.
?
That's where I live. For now, at least. There, now we're even.
Oh cool. I won't kill you if you won't kill me, deal?
Deal.
4:05 PM
Dude, your rabbit ate my fish. You, sir, owe me a new fish
Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Actually, I'm positive.
Oh shiit, sorry! Just got this freaking phone, I must have pressed the wrong number or something
Its fine
December 5
5:35 PM
Wait, what?
Um...what? Who is this?
The wrong number you texted. How the hell did the rabbit even get into the fish tank?
And do rabbits even like fish?
That is a weird situation.
I am trying to decide whether to be amused or creeped out.
I'm googling it
Whether I should be amused or creeped out? Thats an odd thing to google...
It didn't say if rabbits like fish or not. Is your friend in the circus? Because circus people can train their rabbits to swim
This is quite possibly the weirdest thing that's happened to me
Or maybe the rabbit is magical and can turn into a shark
Seriously. Weirdest. Thing. Ever.
Did your friend even get you a new fish?
No, and he's not my friend, he's my horrible brother
He must be, if he didn't even get you a fish. You should sue
Ok. I'm leaving now. Goodbye.
NO! WAIT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME OR IF YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS!
DO YOU?
I'M GOING TO DIE OUT OF CURIOSITY
You are a meaniepants. Bye
December 6th
3:09 AM
I do
Whoa, shouldn't we take it a bit slower? At least let me take you on a date, then maybe we can talk about proposals
I will ignore what you just said. I'm answering your unicorn question. I do believe in unicorns and magic and true love, so if you want to make fun of me, do it now.
Crap, I'm being defiant to a complete stranger. I need to rearrange my priorities. And maybe get a therapist.
Did your Hogwarts letter got lost in the mail too?
And I don't think you need a therapist
Except maybe for the devastating loss of your fish, may he rest in peace.
And now my drink is all over my phone
?
My fish's name was Snape, and at the last HP movie when Snape died my friend started crying and yelling "A devastating loss! May he rest in peace! He didn't even know what the devil was going on here!"
Great, now my drink is all over my phone, too.
Happy to share the entertainment.
I don't even know your name
My name is Tangerine
Are you serious?
Are you kidding? No way, but wouldn't that be so cool!
I agree. Tangerine is an awesome name. Its so organic
Lol
What?
Nothing, you just sound like someone I like
Okey Dokey
Are you 3?
Possibly
3:30 AM
Why are you even up now?
Just can't get enough of me, I see
Please answer the question
Its only midnight here, that's not late at all!
Oh. Didn't even think about time zones. So you're near the Pacific?
Yep. What time is it there?
3:30
So you're near the Atalantic
Yep. I've always wanted to go to California though. It looks so beautiful in pictures.
I was on the East Coast about a week ago.
I've always been here. It actually sucks.
*Always? Please, dear god tell me thats an exaggeration."
Nope. Never even left New York
Shiit, now you know where I live.
Are you going to come kill me?
I hope not.
L.A.
?
That's where I live. For now, at least. There, now we're even.
Oh cool. I won't kill you if you won't kill me, deal?
Deal.
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I LOVE THIS!! Please update!!
sooooooo wonderful :) please keep writing!
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NEXT!
Oh! YAY! I love how Little Numbers is just trending all over quibblo now! Haha! Love that fic! and TWEEDLE_DUM! ARENT YOU GLAD I TOLD YOU ABOUT LITTLE NUMBERS NOW!?!?! MUAHAHA!
OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE LITTLE NUMBERS!!! Isn't it?! Omg!
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"Oh, this is so cool! My fans are so awesome
Wow, they really know a lot about me
What is CrissColfer and why are there drawings of Chris and I kissing...naked...in bed?
Ok. This is getting sort of weird
Oh...oh god. What is wrong with this website?"
XD Oh my God, I started laughing SOOOOO hard at that. I love this!
NEXT!
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