It Was You?! (A Starkid Story)
Hey, new story that I wrote a while ago and I was debating whether or not I should put it up.
It's a Joe Walker story that's like Little Numbers and stuff. I've written quite a lot, so there's more to come.
The girl who's texting Joe is me but with a few changes.
Please comment and tell me what you think!
Me: Give me back my frog!
Joe: Who's this?
Wrong number sorry!
Who was that text supposed to go to?
My best friend, she stole my frog.
You have a frog?
It's not a real frog...
Well then, what is it then?
Umm... it's a secret
How old are you?
I can't tell you. How old are you?
Why not? I'll tell you how old I am when you tell me how old you are.
I can't tell you!
Please? I just wanna make sure I'm not talking to a kid
What if I am a kid?
Can you at least tell me if you're a guy or a girl?
You're no fun.
(MONDAY, 6th February 2012)
So, did you get your frog back?
What? Who is this?
The wrong number you texted... Who else would it be?
Oh, haha. True. Umm yeah I did get my frog back, why?
If you were wondering then that means you were thinking about me which means you have no life and no friends
What? How did you get all of that from wondering?
I don't know. I have a very good imagination.
Oh. And I have got friends and a life by the way.
That's good to know, I do too.
That's good also
Well good then
(WEDNESDAY, 8th February 2012)
I'm a girl, what about you?
Guy. Now can you tell me how old you are?
I don't know...
Come on. We've been texting for a while now, I think I should know.
Are you at least over 18?
Well that's good... We can both vote and...stuff
What are you implying?
Oh shiit! Nothing! I didn't mean for it to come out like that!
Don't 'yep' me!
Don't ':)' me! This isn't a time to be smiling!
But I like smiling :)
I do too but this isn't a time to be smiling, I'm supposed to be annoyed at you
Because... You know why!
No I don't
Don't be difficult
I'm not being difficult
Yes you are! You're being annoying and difficult!
No I'm not
I'm gonna stop talking to you now
Okay, but you'll be back.